The Satirical Political Beliefs Assessment Test

A Humorous Political Party Quiz to Test
If You're an Archconservative, Leftwing Wacko,
Antigovernment Libertine, or a Commie Sympathizer


by
Donald J. Hagen


www.geocities.com...


ed for all caps in title








[edit on 16-1-2006 by DontTreadOnMe]

That's pretty cool Bandit.
It's no mystery that too many folks take politics way too seriously... a well-needed laugh.

1: Government's practice of stealing from the rich to give to the poor is...

CONS: a crime.

You know - some people really have some funny ideas about the Conservatives. I put this to you....

Who votes for the Conservatives? Obviously the answer is the rich and the middle/upper middle classes. So, how do the Conservatives get more votes? By making more people rich!!! Its actually better for poor people under the Tories, cause its in the party's interest to make them rich!!

Now for Labour - its mostly poor people (working / lower middle class) who vote for them. Since its only poor people who vote Labour, they have to keep them poor in order to maintain their votes! Because once they become moderatly wealthy, the voters will then start voting Conservative!