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A blond in a bar...

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posted on Jun, 3 2009 @ 09:09 AM
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Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, so I knew he'd jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again!"

Bob took the money ..




posted on Jun, 3 2009 @ 11:31 AM
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reply to post by mrmonsoon
 

Believe me being a dizzy blonde has many advantages

It's stuff like this that keeps the low expectation dream alive !!!
Keep it up babe x



posted on Jun, 5 2009 @ 09:30 AM
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Well UK, there is just SO much material to choose from...






posted on Jun, 5 2009 @ 10:21 AM
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Oh you made me laugh babe x
I just love it when people think cos you're blonde that you're totally braindead



posted on Jul, 1 2009 @ 04:06 AM
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I used to date one, turned out Blonde jokes became my bible. ...Just Kidding



posted on Jul, 1 2009 @ 03:48 PM
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reply to post by Scooby Doo
 

I bet she was a HOT date

You can all make fun of us but we know exactly what we're doin !!!
If at first we don't succeed--we get someone else to do it for us
Our bible is duh



posted on Jul, 1 2009 @ 07:02 PM
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Haaa I will so have to tell this one at work tomorrow! I hear a lot of jokes at work esp blonde ones and this I havent heard.



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