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Suppose the Rapture is Real?

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posted on Jun, 3 2009 @ 12:05 AM
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That was a great answer, and number one cracked me up!! Thanks for that!!!




posted on Jun, 3 2009 @ 12:07 AM
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Rapture???

I think in the translation, one of the scribes ment to write "rupture" where as all the "white trash" would be swllowed up in the huge cracks in the earth and fall into a firey pit where this gnarly dude would taunt them and call them sissy's.

I would be happy when the "white trash" were ruptured.

[edit on 3-6-2009 by whaaa]



posted on Jun, 3 2009 @ 12:14 AM
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beautiful

:-)



1. Crap my pants. (change shorts between 1 &2)
2. Get religion.
3. Try and survive the plagues that will come down on us.
4. Not side with the anti christ.
5. Read the left behind novels to use as a survival guide.
6. Fight for God.
7. Probably die as the survival rate will be very low.
8. Hope I did 1-7 right so that I won't burn.


post rapture ass-kissing - I wonder...



posted on Jun, 3 2009 @ 12:55 AM
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I'm with you.



posted on Jun, 3 2009 @ 01:01 AM
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Originally posted by Spiramirabilis
reply to post by jd140
 


beautiful

:-)



1. Crap my pants. (change shorts between 1 &2)
2. Get religion.
3. Try and survive the plagues that will come down on us.
4. Not side with the anti christ.
5. Read the left behind novels to use as a survival guide.
6. Fight for God.
7. Probably die as the survival rate will be very low.
8. Hope I did 1-7 right so that I won't burn.


post rapture ass-kissing - I wonder...


As long as I'm not burning, then I don't care about post rapture.



posted on Jun, 3 2009 @ 01:56 AM
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You are right on with your answer, wish people would realize this before
they are left behind, but thats just my opinion!



posted on Jun, 3 2009 @ 02:05 AM
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I'd make a big sign that said "GET A LIFE DOUCHE BAG!!" and point it to the heavens in hope that "god" sees it. I mean really.. have you seen the image taken of Earth 4 billion miles away? A mere speck of dust in a sunbeam. Some "all mighty" creator is going to waste his time screwing with a bunch of microbes ona spec of dust in the universe. LMAO, I would just laugh the whole time because it would be so pathetic.



posted on Jun, 4 2009 @ 10:39 PM
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I must admit that you are much braver than I am. If such a thing did occur I do not think that I would be acting in that manner at all. But hey, different strokes for different folks!



posted on Jun, 4 2009 @ 10:42 PM
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He wouldn't act like that. He would follow my list, paticulary number 1.

Keyboard Commando type post, nothing more.



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