Microsoft and AOL Internet take over or something

Hey I just got this e-mail saying that microsoft and AOL are sending an e-mail so that is you use Internet Explorer they will pay you for forewarding the e-mail its complicated but heres the e-mail.

> > > > >To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, But
>this
>is
> > from
> > > > >my good friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is an attorney.
> > > > >
> > > > >If she says that this will work - It will work. After all,
>What
>have
> > you
> > > > >got to lose? SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!!
>I'm
>an
> > > > >attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest
>assured
>AOL
> > > and
> > > > >Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of
>facing a
> > > > >multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed
>by
> > PepsiCo
> > > > >against General Electric not too long ago.
> > > > >
> > > > >Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill
>Gates
> > > sharing
> > > > >his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later.
>Microsoft
>and
> > AOL
> > > > >are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to
>make
>sure
> > that
> > > > >Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program,
>Microsoft
>and
> > AOL
> > > > >are running an e-mail beta test.
> > > > >
> > > > >When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and
>will
>track
> > it
> > > (
> > > > >If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time
>period.
> > > > >
> > > > >For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft
>will
>pay
> > you
> > > > >$245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it
>on,
> > > Microsoft
> > > > >will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives
>it,
>You
> > > will
> > > > >be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you
>for
>your
> > > > >address and then send you a check.

It's fake, or else I'd be rich....

This is so fake, and so old.