Edit: Warning this post may be too shocking for children and the faint of heart to read.
I'm not gonna read 76 pages of this thread, but I'm sure most of the posts have been about how amazing I am.
Please take this virtual Galaxy chocolate bar as a sign of my empathy for all of you fine ladies and gentlemen who have fantasised about me countless
I'm sorry but I don't have a six pack and I don't take showers like your fantasies suggest, this is because I am not human.
I deeply apologise, but I am what you would call an Alien, our faces look similar to how you humans potray clowns (which is highly offensive to us by
the way) and yes we don't take showers (we suck dirt off each other using our hamoosas, which basically looks like an elephant trunk but it's attached
to our backside)
But even if you put attraction aside I still can't have a relationship with any of you, because I would die from the smell of your bodies (this IS
simply scientific fact, but you humans still STINK I can assure you of that)
So once again I'm sorry to ruin your (sick) fantasies, I still love you all.
edit on 8-8-2012 by _Phoenix_ because: (no reason given)