"I have a crush on woodwardjnr, who is your ATS crush"

SKYYYYFLOAAAAAAAATING.

reply to post by queenofsheba


How about you and I flip a coin and the winner gets Slayer?
Since I have been a member longer I get to call it...
Heads I win and tails you lose

My crush is on Ladyinwaiting and she's gone! She's gone forever! She hasn't posted in months!

There, now I've said it. So sue me.



I have no clue what she looks like, how old she is, or if she's even really a lady!

If this is wrong, I don't wanna be right!!!

Shoot. That's definitely a post I will regret having made later. Oh well. Not like its the first time for me to make regretted posts on this here conspiracy messageboard.

Note to self: Disable current girlfriend's computer, buy her a dozen long-stem roses, and take her out for a 12-course banquet until this topic drops off the front page.

Originally posted by BlackPoison94
SKYYYYFLOAAAAAAAATING.

Loyal you are!!

Hehe however I am just as loyal....

Skyfloating hehe

reply to post by silent thunder


You do all of these things for your girlfriend...don't you
think that she might get a little suspicious and wonder
what you have done?

reply to post by silent thunder


We always want what we can't have, no?

I have a huge crush on the person who's on record as having a crush on you, by the way. She's completely wasted on you. Pearls before swine...

reply to post by mamabeth


Good point.

McDonalds and noncommital grunts while watching a movie at home it is, then!

reply to post by Never Despise


I dunno, man. This whole thing is starting to feel like junior high to me.

I wash my hands of this whole thing. I'm bigger than all that, I say. I've put all this nonsense behind me, grown and learned. No more virtual crushes on phantom names for me....

...at least until five minutes from now, when I'll be checking this thread again, no doubt.

WOW what a thread!!!!!

I have a crush on.....more than one guys
When i decide i will let you know

To my crushes, Devo, SL and Jaxon, see you in Vegas in 2 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats Jaxon below so you know him when you see him.

reply to post by zazzafrazz


And here's a pic of zazz so you recognize her...

lol, Dont know anybody enough or been here long enough to say, But a certain person does stands out to me. Very attractive and eyes that could melt a furness.

reply to post by JaxonRoberts


HAHAHA!

That hurt to laugh at lol I can't laugh really well right now.

YOu two crack me up

reply to post by mblahnikluver


Lets be honest thats before I gained all the weight so not really acurate.

My God!! I cant believe that this thread has lasted so long. How long exactly is it now? Wish I could conceptualise a thread that would last this long!!!
PEACE!!!

p.s. I have a crush on myself as I am such a vain S.O.B.!

reply to post by DARREN1976


God knows why any of us are still here

This thread keeps us grounded in our shaming.

reply to post by zazzafrazz


There is something insidious about online crushes. People can present themselves in an idealized, edited version online. They can tailor their personas to whatever they like (or whatever you like). It's easy to attach idealized images to people who only exist on a screen. You don't have to come home and see their dirty socks on the banister or whatever. You can project all your ideals onto this santized, airbrushed image you have of them. I am not a facebooker but it seems that "emotional cheating" (even without any physical aspects) with people you meet online is becoming a big problem for many people.

That said, I still carry a tiny, flickering torch for ladyinwaiting...as well as another on this board who, still being an active member, shall go unnamed....

reply to post by silent thunder


Well hopefully this thread is taken with a light hearted measure it was designed for, and not too serious.