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"I have a crush on woodwardjnr, who is your ATS crush"

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posted on Sep, 27 2011 @ 02:20 AM
since I haven't actually contributed to the topic....

I've had an interest in a member for a little while now. And I'm pretty sure she knows it, okay I'm 100% sure. Absolutely the most amazing person I've had the pleasure of chatting with on ATS, wish they were all as kick ass as her. This one just agrees with me on so many levels, and I've only scratched the surface. It's like my mind got picked open and she found all the things that make tick. Amazing, just amazing.

Believe me when I say ATS is the last place I thought I would meet a person like this. EHarmony, eat your heart out.

posted on Sep, 27 2011 @ 05:05 PM
reply to post by Lighterside

Hands off girls ! This one is mine

posted on Sep, 28 2011 @ 02:52 PM

I have to say with with all certainty..its BOB.

That armless wonder with the enigmatic smile..

Battery Operated Boyfriend?

posted on Sep, 28 2011 @ 03:40 PM

Originally posted by Gazrok

I have to say with with all certainty..its BOB.

That armless wonder with the enigmatic smile..

Battery Operated Boyfriend?

good one..

.. no need for any batteries within my crush for BOB..

battery operated sex, as well as the "real deal" can often be way over rated , and may lead to a need for sexual gratification, that often has little to do with real love. This is a crush on levels much higher than the sexual plane

edit on 28-9-2011 by gabby2011 because: (no reason given)

posted on Sep, 28 2011 @ 03:46 PM
reply to post by Lighterside


posted on Sep, 28 2011 @ 04:25 PM
reply to post by SLAYER69


Though, yes, Mom is an amazing woman too.

posted on Sep, 28 2011 @ 04:41 PM
reply to post by Lighterside

I couldn't resist.

It's all good.

Enjoy your parents & tell them you love them while they're still around.
I wish I still could.

posted on Sep, 28 2011 @ 04:57 PM
reply to post by SLAYER69

You still have your internet mama!
I was thinking of using blood-red roses for the bouquets
with the stems spray painted black with those white stephanotis
blooms with black pearls in the centers.
Your boutonniere will have a red rose with the white stephanotis
blooms with the black pearl centers.
Ohh,ohh,ohh,the cake will be 5 tiered with a 16",14",12",10" and
a 8" topper.White cake with cherry filling white icing and blood
red roses and stephanotis blooms with the black pearl centers....
I have to ask this...have you found a nice girl yet?Well,mama is
planning your wedding,what do you think of my plans so far?

posted on Sep, 28 2011 @ 07:50 PM
For the one I love...

posted on Sep, 29 2011 @ 04:10 AM

But not the type of "love" Freddie was after.

posted on Sep, 29 2011 @ 06:30 AM
reply to post by Partygirl

Explanation: Secret?

But when he is writing well, he is a truly impressive mind. I also don't know how old he is or what he looks like, too. I also have some doubts about his past. And his faith, although I think he is a theist of some kind.

I'm pretty sure he has no idea how I feel.

The secret is a male and is a member.

Total member accounts: 243,160
Members who have posted: 133,258
Percentage of members who have posted: 55 %

New member accounts: Past 24 hours: 102
New member accounts: Past 7 days: 763
New member accounts: Past 30 days: 3,228
New member accounts: Past Year: 40,228

partygirl posted to this thread on...

posted on 1-9-2011 @ 12:17 AM by partygirl

So I have deducted and rounded off to nearest 10 = Available membership pool of 130,000.

62% of the membership are male.
62% of 130,000 = 80,600 male members.

Now there was an ATS Survey on 'Origins & Creation: Evolution' about the same time partygirl posted to this thread...

ATS Survey: Evolution [ATS]

The survey had 27,913 total respondants of which 7,528 were members and 20,385 were guests as of late August (posted on 29-8-2011 @ 04:44 PM by SO)

7,530 is about 27% of 28,000 aprox total respondants.

And OL took these survey question results and overlayed them ...

55% of the members who did the survey [7530 rnd up] would generally be posting members and not lurkers which = 4140 [rnd dn]

And after some short back of the envelope calculations I recon that the average percentage of members who are also theists is about roughly 30%. [averaging out the % of agree and strongly agree votes]

30% of members = 1240 [rnd dn] potential theists who did the survey.

62% would most likely be male which = 770 [rnd up] members.

Or about 1% of the total posting male members of ATS took part in the survey.

So 80,600 potentials ... I can do better than that by narrowing it down by...

Ages: 18yr - 34yr 32% , 35yr - 49yr 30% , 50yr+ 27%
Wages: $0 - $30k/yr 23% , $30k - $60K/yr 25% , $60k - $100k/yr 25% , $100k+/yr 27%
Sages: No Colledge 43% , Colledge 42% , Grad Degree 15% Children: No Children 0yr - 17yr 71%
Culture: Caucasian 74% , Hispanic 9% , Afro-American 8% , Asian 2% , Other 1%
Location: 2million global viewers of which...

80% are from the USA
10% are from Great Britan
5% are from Canada
2.5% are from Australia
1.25% are from India
and 1.25% are from elsewhere.

Now if OL bases his maths on a 'single white male aged 18yr - 50yr who has finished colledge and is earning $60k - $100k/yr living in the west that reduces the total down to a mere 0.8% of the total posting male population on ATS.

That is number is very close to the number of male theist members who did the survey.

Based on those numbers...

624 would be from the USA
77 would be from Great Britan
39 would be from Canada
20 would be from Australia
10 would be from India
and 10 would be from elsewhere.

There is at the least a 86.25% chance that they are in the America's somewhere.
There is at the most a 13.75% chance they are outside the America's somewhere.

Now checking partygirls profile [+cross referencing] OL notes the following...

My Friends
These are the ATS members with whom I've found similarity of thought in our quest for denying ignorance.

silent thunder

And with ...

Username, gender, location, theist?, birthdate, contributor status, No# of Applause.

1Starman, male?, Europe?, theist, ?/?/1950's?, N/A, Applause: 0

NOTurTypical, male, USA, theist, November 5, 1976, N/A, Applause: 14

OldCorp, male, USA, theist, ?/?/????, N/A, Applause: 16

ColoradJens, male, USA, Undisclosed, ?/?/????, N/A, Applause: 15

silent thunder, male, USA+Japan, theist, ?/?/????, Gold level contributor, Applause: 83

galadofwarthethird, male, USA+UK, Undisclosed?, January 30, 1982, N/A, Applause: 0

Continued next post...

posted on Sep, 29 2011 @ 06:30 AM
reply to post by Partygirl

Continued from above post...

Personal Disclosure: Now when OL was a younger member we had apprentice, solid, bronze, silver, gold and cosmic level contributor statuses.

They have gone by the wayside and have been replaced with the Gold and Silver trim borders [for those that earn that with their] +wats & karma scores.

But something partygirl posted reminded OL about them...

New colored tags to replace the mystery colored bar... (by SkepticOverlord posted on 15-5-2009 @ 01:58 PM) [ATS]

"this is a critical mind" - 40 or more applause

I think the secret isn't so secret anymore!

P.S. Now it could be anyone of partygirl's ATS 'friends' [except for OldCorp/1Starman/ColoradoJens] or it could be some member not even on partygirl's friends list!

Now going from an ambiguously huge number of 240,000+ members down to a ballpark figure of about 800 potential Crushes, of which any one of 3 of partygirls male ATS friends could fit the bill, has narrowed down the field considerably... and the 'Jerk',... uhmm
sorry ... my bad,
SECRET Crush ... is most likely ...

silent thunder

But then again it could be OL...

OL is caucasian male 39yr Australian [G'day!
] with no colledge degree and no job [$0 - $30k/yr], no kids and OL is a theist [but not of the Abrahamic faiths] and also a 'jerk'
... but I also won a BTS [offtopics] Talent Quest and I have whole threads made by others to my honour

So I am on the financial and educational far far fringe of what would be generally assumed to be the target demographic [IMO].

PLEASE NOTE all assumtions, poor logic, bad maths and any other errors or offence incurred are all my own faults and I apologize for them and they were not intended to cause any harm.


reply to post by Never Despise

Explanation: Too loud and early

Personal Disclosure: But your sacrifice was not in vain.
Your desparate cry has flushed the wild doe out.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst

Explanation: Too quick! [10mins
] You spooked her! :shk: To bad! ... for you!

Personal Disclosure: I recommend creeping more slowly next time as going off half cocked ends up in a flacid deflated feeling! All bang!
and no buck .. or should I say doe?

Sticky situation :bnghd: Doh!
[aka dough! etc. ... for the needy .. oops... kneading ] Now your in a jam

Your bread got burned and now your chances are toast!

I can't believe you did not try butter her up 1st! [ok ok OL will stop being a
now ]


@ All members ...

Explanation: Currently my ATS Crush, was me wading boots and all into this thread!

Just joking! I have a Crush on inchworm!

Personal Disclosure: So you all still don't believe OL in regards to partygirls Crush eh?

.. is the top comment on here. (profile: silent thunder ) [ATS]

And now OL can't stay here this is bat country ...

edit on 29-9-2011 by OmegaLogos because: Edited to fix failed emoticon.

posted on Sep, 29 2011 @ 06:36 AM
reply to post by OmegaLogos

posted on Sep, 29 2011 @ 06:55 AM
reply to post by OmegaLogos


Too much time on your hands my friend?

posted on Sep, 29 2011 @ 11:47 AM
reply to post by OmegaLogos

What in the wild world of sports?

How come I was eliminated from the competition? You mods are the ones giving out the applause...the game is stacked!


posted on Sep, 29 2011 @ 12:02 PM
reply to post by ColoradoJens

Explanation: Uhmmm?

OL is playing with your deck and here are the cards you dealt to me ...

Post by partygirl (pg71) [ATS]

My ATS crush's name is a secret.

Post by ColoradoJens (pg71) [ATS]

I KNOW it isn't me, but you are a super sweet partygirl. Perhaps if you heard this, you might like go get dinner?

Personal Disclosure: Counting yourself out at the ante isn't going to win you any stake [steak] in any grand prize pools.

AND OmegaLogos is NOT! a moderator of ATS and nor have I ever been a moderator of ATS!

You mods are the ones giving out the applause...the game is stacked!

Please .... Do NOT confuse Experience and Talent for TITLE!

edit on 29-9-2011 by OmegaLogos because: Edited to fix failed bbcode.

posted on Sep, 29 2011 @ 12:05 PM
reply to post by OmegaLogos

Christmas in a side car, my bad!


posted on Sep, 29 2011 @ 01:12 PM
reply to post by mamabeth

I just won my freedom from being buried I mean married.
Don't plan any weddings just yet. I'm enjoying life as simply being me.

posted on Sep, 30 2011 @ 06:32 AM
reply to post by SLAYER69

Im not afraid to say i enjoy U2

Anyone has a problem with it...........SAY IT TO MUH FACE!

peace n love yo

posted on Sep, 30 2011 @ 06:39 AM
reply to post by ManBehindTheMask

U2 is guff.
There I said it.

edit on 30-9-2011 by Suspiria because: (no reason given)

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