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"I have a crush on woodwardjnr, who is your ATS crush"

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posted on Jul, 18 2010 @ 05:22 PM
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Originally posted by MemoryShock
reply to post by zazzafrazz
 






so thats how many title changes now? 50 ? 60? lets go for the even 100....

post crush suggestions here ....




posted on Aug, 2 2010 @ 05:53 PM
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This is a funny thread. I must confess my ATS crush is Asala. Follow her threads all the time.



posted on Aug, 2 2010 @ 06:03 PM
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After viewing the Member's Photos thread, do I have a crush on an ATS member??? Maybe...maybe not...



posted on Aug, 17 2010 @ 10:26 AM
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The lights are dim and the stage has been swept clean... the antics
of the 'I have a crush on BIAD...' are over and it seems like a
distant memory, a nasty event in another room.

BIAD clicks his high heels and wonders how long it'll be before
the Janitor returns. With a shake of his permo-wig, he sets about
his task of showing the nearest thing to affection BIAD can muster
and he knows he has to be quick.

The audience seats are dark and empty and as BIAD hurries, he
scans the shadows for any late-intruder... nothing and nobody.

'This is gonna be difficult' -BIAD thinks to himself. He has always
walked alone and never knew of the mysteries of the heart.

He quickly unwraps the package that he had brought from his
hiding place, the tearing of the stained brown paper is loud in
the theatre.
Then BIAD reaches for a scarred gnarled wooden chair that lay
on it's side near the dusty curtain.

The footlights splutter and sizzle and the sooty smoke drifts off
into the darkness that surrounds the stage, BIAD steps back and
looks at his work.
"I hope she likes it" he whispers and straightens his red dress
with nervousness.
Then without further ado, BIAD walks away to face whatever new
adventures await.
Exit stage-left.



[edit on 17-8-2010 by A boy in a dress]



posted on Aug, 18 2010 @ 03:38 AM
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The Zazzbot cleaned under the seats of the theatre. Since the release of the Zazzafrazzbot2012 she had been relegated to scrapping a penny by cleaning theatres after midnight. She was on her last round for the evening, her joints were rusting and creaked as she would bend under seats to pick up popcorn, discarded drinks bottles, and often have her wheels jam after rolling over chewing gum that had been spat out on the floor.

The grottiness of Humans never ceased to amaze her, she stood up, and stretched her back from the middle of row G and she noticed a spotlight had been left on the stage focused on a picture placed tenderly on a chair.
Her curiosity peaked, she made her way to the the side stairs of the stage, deployed her rocket feet to lift her up and gently set her in front of the portrait.
If she breathed, she would have gasped and clutched her heaving bosom.

She tilted her . and gazed at the loving work resting on the chair before her, she nervously straightened her old tattered maids dress, and tenderly touched the image of herself dressed as she always wished she could be, Ellen Degeneres in a Blue Brothers outfit.

The manufacturers at the Above Network Robotics inc, made all their robots highly suggestive, and she didn't care for the outfit she was made with one bit. This man/girl who she had seen in a bellman's hat ushering people in the run down Dragons Cave Theatre until midnight had never spoken to her, yet he/she knew her better than any man, man,girl, man-/child, man-whore, man-shattner, man-man who had used her over the years ever had.

She heard a noise from stage left.....deployed her rocket feet and fled through stage right....



posted on Aug, 18 2010 @ 02:26 PM
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BIAD gulped to himself and clutched the curtain until his knuckles
were white.
She was here... the last bastion of womanhood, the steel-limbed
angel that was Zazzafrazz. The man/girl wished he could weep as
he saw that she'd been reduced to cleaning up after the theatre
patrons.

Those .y days when they had frolicked in the meadows around
Mutterdom, when BIAD had giggled as the the blonde-haired
temptress had chased butterflies and hornets for her collection -it all
seemed so long ago now and the hermaphrodite nibbled his bottom
lip with nervousness.

Then her jets had done the talking and she was now viewing BIAD's
picture. He had painted it from memory -when they had visited
Hollywood in the summer.
BIAD had joked with Zazz that her voice sounded a little like the
blue fish off 'Finding Nemo' and the white tousle-haired Girl-Bot had
snorted and made bubbles with her Kiora Orange.

BIAD hid his giggles behind his long red-nailed hands and he hoped
that she hadn't had the sonic upgrade to hear his merriment.

Whoosh! and Zazz fled off to the right and candy wrappers and old
theatre stubs swirled in turbulence left behind.
BIAD was left alone on the empty stage with his thoughts and a
couple of discarded flyers showing next week's entertainment.

If BIAD had eyes, they would have opened wide, for there advertised
on one of the glossy sheets was Zazzafrazz.

'For One Night Only...' it proclaimed and BIAD licked his lips with
excitement, '... From our own Staff -Miss. Zazz A. Frazz will perform
her reknowned Cossack-On-Ice routine'
BIAD's grin broadened and he recalled her training antics.

Then is . tilted and his smile faded... near the bottom of the dog-eared
flyer was a small notice and BIAD had to lean forward to read it in the dim
theatre lights.

'Ms. Frazz will be asking a member of the audience to accomapny her'
BIAD re-read the sentence and his lips moved as he read it a third time.

The smoky footlights coughed fumes and the wind outside made the
theatre seem a lonely place, BIAD knew where he must be next week.

Remembering the John Landis gag, BIAD whispered "See You Next
Wednesday" and slipped away into the darkness.

[edit on 18-8-2010 by A boy in a dress]



posted on Aug, 18 2010 @ 03:50 PM
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"This is gonna take crackerjack timing -Wang" said BIAD and
tried the steps again. He knew Zazz would... "wait..." thought
BIAD "... who's Wang?"
The tramp further down the alley mumbled and turned over
on his cardboard and the man/girl shrugged and prepared to
rehearse his steps again.



posted on Aug, 19 2010 @ 09:31 AM
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His 1st is in RACY but not in SLOW
His 2nd is in HIGH but not in LOW
His 3rd is in SUN but not in MOON
His 4th is in SING but not in TUNE

His 5th is in NEAT but not in MESS
His 6th is in GREAT but not in LESS

His 7th is in HAPPY but not in GLUM

His 8th is in GRAPE but not in PLUM
His 9th is in DIAMOND but not in JEWEL
His 10th is in GENIUS but not in FOOL

His 11th is in FRIEND but not in FOE
His 12th is in STOP but not in GO
His 13th is in TALK but not in RING....

This guy is the ATS threadmaking king !!!!!




xx



posted on Sep, 4 2010 @ 06:04 PM
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posted on Oct, 15 2010 @ 11:41 PM
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i have a crush on ....................

Pick the member and you get eeeerrrr a lollypop
edit on 15-10-2010 by zazzafrazz because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 15 2010 @ 11:42 PM
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Originally posted by zazzafrazz
OK so I reallly have a real crush............


I have a crush on Jewish_Chick_With_Glasses



posted on Oct, 16 2010 @ 12:25 AM
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What?

Nobody likes robots??




posted on Oct, 16 2010 @ 01:02 AM
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Wow Zazzy you've aged, what happened?

My crush is still the same, always My Prince Valiant!



posted on Oct, 16 2010 @ 01:12 AM
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Originally posted by zazzafrazz
i have a crush on ....................

Pick the member and you get eeeerrrr a lollypop



Hey Zazz my other Avatar has a crush on your new Avatar

I'm terrified to imagine what their children would look like.




posted on Oct, 16 2010 @ 01:18 AM
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reply to post by schrodingers dog
 


Bump. Couldn't resist. Sorry-or not lol.



posted on Oct, 16 2010 @ 01:26 AM
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reply to post by dgtempe
 


That's a great song!



posted on Oct, 16 2010 @ 01:32 AM
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Just looked at the dates on the posts. Wow. Old but new again lol.



posted on Oct, 16 2010 @ 01:44 AM
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Misior and Romantic_Rebel are two little hotties.
There freakin' nuts!



posted on Oct, 16 2010 @ 01:52 AM
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Originally posted by stasis
What?

Nobody likes robots??



I hope they like the zazzbot



posted on Oct, 16 2010 @ 01:53 AM
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Originally posted by Jewish_Chick_With_Glasses
Misior and Romantic_Rebel are two little hotties.
There freakin' nuts!


Are they one and the same?




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