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The Case of the Missing Jello

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posted on Jun, 1 2009 @ 04:54 PM
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Ok, so..admittedly, I buy separate snacks for myself, apart from what my kids eat..and they KNOW that they are NOT to touch MY snacks NO MATTER WHAT.
So...I go to the fridge knowing full well this morning I had 2 jello's left...ONLY ONE SITS ON THE SHELF...
AHHHHHHH
"WHO ATE MY JELLO!"

No comment from the peanut gallery
Random search of the house finds an empty container amidst the garbage in the upstairs bathroom....
Nothing but blank stares....




posted on Jun, 1 2009 @ 04:56 PM
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It was me that took it.


But I didn't eat it!



posted on Jun, 1 2009 @ 05:16 PM
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Thats hillarious, I hopped on ur thread to say "I'd check with the DOg, you know after his atomic wings and fluffed samosa, sounlds like a perfect follow up desert"

But he took the mickey outa himself nicely already



posted on Jun, 1 2009 @ 05:34 PM
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OMG..I laughed till I cried..not at your post, but your location...I"M DYING here...


Hey ZazzY!!!!



posted on Jun, 1 2009 @ 05:39 PM
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Originally posted by AccessDenied
reply to post by schrodingers dog
 


OMG..I laughed till I cried..not at your post, but your location...I"M DYING here...


Then the distraction worked!




posted on Jun, 1 2009 @ 05:41 PM
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I was concerned about the "jello" incident you spoke of so I called a friend to help you resolve the situation.




~plays eerie music from the 70's~




[edit on 2-6-2009 by The Utopian Penguin]



posted on Jun, 1 2009 @ 05:44 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog

Originally posted by AccessDenied
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OMG..I laughed till I cried..not at your post, but your location...I"M DYING here...


Then the distraction worked!



dammmit all... you won't fool me twice:bash:



posted on Jun, 1 2009 @ 05:45 PM
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Hi AD
thank you for pointing out that location, i will now be in hysterics for my staff meeting in 15 mins! I may actually be in a good mood for a change


Zazz



posted on Jun, 1 2009 @ 05:46 PM
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hmmm he better be working for free...i gotta spend my money on more jello



posted on Jun, 1 2009 @ 05:47 PM
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quick elevateone in muuter has found your jello, go get em tigress!



posted on Jun, 1 2009 @ 07:22 PM
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Walked down the stairs,
to get a snack for you,
for everything you do,
And there was no jello,

opened the fridge
to get a treat for you
for all the things you do
and there was no jello

So then I took my spoon
and it was none to soon
And i ate the last jello.




apologies to Chris Martin..LOL



posted on Jun, 1 2009 @ 08:22 PM
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S-dog are you stealing jello again?

He stole my jello just last Thursday!

I think he has an addiction. I told him he needed to go to Jello addicts annonymous.

Poor s-dog.

He got hooked so early




posted on Jun, 1 2009 @ 09:26 PM
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OH noes ...While investigating the "Missing jello" case,Kolchak got bitten by a vampire...his camera got stepped on by a Zombie so he lost all his pictures again. He hasn't been seen since......




So as a result of aliens abducting Kolchak, there was a strange burst of radiation and Mulder and Scully ,whom I called in to help, were irradiated in a strange, freakish accident.

But their unquenchable thirst for the truth lead them to have NO choice but to examine said empty Jello Container.



.....to be continued ~ sudden orchestral hit and eerie synthesizer music~



[edit on 2-6-2009 by The Utopian Penguin]



posted on Jun, 1 2009 @ 09:32 PM
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Maybe there is a ghost in your home.


We all know that ghosts are known to move things from one place to another. Just frantically search for it, and give a shout at the ghost, and the can will turn up.



posted on Jun, 2 2009 @ 02:50 AM
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Don't you know with kids no one knows what happens to things.


My new shirt got wrote on and my 8 year old swore to God she didn't do it,there was the word happy,love, and of course..... her name;written all over daddy's shirt. I felt bad for blaming her.


I totally forgot about my my 2 year old,how stupid of me:bash:



So I asked her,did your brother do it,you know the one that is NOT IN SCHOOL!!!And she looked me in the eyes and said those famous last words "I don't know" :bnghd:

Three things,either you ate one and forgot you did,or you only had one to begin with,or that one was from a long time ago. Don't believe me,ask your kids.


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[edit on 2-6-2009 by Eight]



posted on Jun, 7 2009 @ 09:51 AM
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Perhaps it was the "Not Me" ghost from the Family Circus? Look for dotted lines running all over the place.



posted on Jun, 7 2009 @ 12:00 PM
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Originally posted by Deson
Perhaps it was the "Not Me" ghost from the Family Circus? Look for dotted lines running all over the place.

Oh for sure it was..no dotted lines required.



posted on Jun, 7 2009 @ 01:54 PM
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My father had a drawer in the refrigerator that we did not dare touch. He would of just whipped all of us if something was missing.

The good news is your kids will not make good criminals if they can't find a good place to ditch the evidence!



posted on Jun, 7 2009 @ 02:36 PM
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Originally posted by kidflash2008
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My father had a drawer in the refrigerator that we did not dare touch. He would of just whipped all of us if something was missing.

The good news is your kids will not make good criminals if they can't find a good place to ditch the evidence!


They wouldn't make good criminals because they fear the wrath of mom who wields all power over the tv, Xbox..and playing outside....



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