Hand Held Vomit Gun : Ready To go

Originally posted by OKCBtard
(or experience it, which may be awesome).

Speed drink cider followed by vodka a few times - leave the pub find a copper and throw up on his boots... It saves getting home in a taxi, or rather delays it until the morning.

You wil get a fine and an addition to your record though, maybe better you actually get a taxi - or pull someone with a bed that is within walking distance.

This could be funny when used at some art gallery function or opera

Mirrored sunglasses for the counter on these lasers to the eyes.

idk, but i for see a future of non lethal control of us all.