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posted on May, 28 2009 @ 09:21 PM
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This is a song I'm doing about a phone call with some tech guy I had about my XBox and LIVE. Guess which part I made up!? LOL....

We Understand

Hook:
I called you for assistance, you said you understand
You told me you could fix it, but a new problem is at hand
If I remember what you told me, "Matters are okay"
Well that was friggin last week, You said the same today!!!!!


Verse:
My connection is crap "HAVE YOU TRIED YOUR IP SETS?"
Yeah, I even.... "WELL HAVE YOU TRIED A SPEED TEST!?"
Yeah, If you let me finish, I tried so many ways
I don't mean to be rude but I've been on hold for eight days.....

"OK SIR NO NEED TO GET TESTY WITH ME"
I want to talk to your manager.... "WHY? RESPECT ME"
I would but urrr... you seem to be a jerk...
"I'VE WALKED YOU THROUGH THE STEPS" Well why won't it work?"

"DID YOU SLAM IT!?" No "DID YOU BASH IT!?" No
"DID YOU COUNTERACT YOUR ACTIONS WITH A BLACK KIT!?" No....
Wait what? I don't even know what your saying
"IT'S OK SIR, I'M ONLY PLAYING....."

"I'M TRYNA LIGHTEN THE MOOD BETWEEN US"
"YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD WORK!?" What? "A PICTURE OF MY PENIS"
WHAT!? Did you just say what I think you did!?
"DID YOU LIKE IT FIRST!? THEN WE CAN DISCUSS THIS...."

Hook:
I called you for assistance, you said you understand
You told me you could fix it, but a new problem is at hand
If I remember what you told me, "Matters are okay"
Well that was friggin last week, You said the same today!!!!!


Btw.... I didn't make any of it up and I'm currently suing..




posted on May, 28 2009 @ 09:47 PM
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" Customer service", ain't that a hoot!! I am not sure why this doesn't surprise me!!!



posted on May, 28 2009 @ 09:56 PM
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WoW


I've never dealt with an inconsiderate TechSpert. My Usual system purchases are Nintendo Products and just this year I sent my Wii back to New Jersey/York because someone 4ft tall stuck a WallE ds game in it...

anyway The people at Nintendo are extremly courteous and waived any new component fees....

so nice rap



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