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An analyst at the Connecticut Police Academy says a co-worker responded literally to her "bite me" remark and chomped on her.
Former Waterbury police Capt. Francis Woodruff was charged Tuesday with disorderly conduct and released on a promise to appear in court.
He's accused of biting academy license and applications analyst Rochelle Wyler on April 24.
Paramedic 1 : "Dude, what happened to this apartment?"
Paramedic 2 : I don't know, but the apartment complex manager said around 2am, the entire complex was awake because of some guy's laughter, and this guy just stroked out, man.
Originally posted by SpartanKingLeonidas
You do realize, if I end up submitting a Breaking Article News story to ATS, like this potential one "local Mars "conspiracy theorist" states kiss me lucky charms... or something like that, I may have a heart attack, due to uncontrollable fits of laughter.