Oh dear lord I cant stop watching and laughing! Your humor is definitely felt in this one.
Love the part about linking stuff together. Micheal Moore and Marilyn Monroe.. HAHAHA
The engineer our friend spoke of is alleged to have the following abilities when under the influence of this Krell Helmet : 1) by concentrating on the face of anyone on the planet, he can mentally project his mind into the mind of his subject to read any thought or evoke any memory which the subject has stored 2) using a similar technique as above, the operator can project thoughts or patterns of action into the mind of the subject with the subject thinking them to be his own 3) "cerebellic fields - Keely" can be so extended that mass can be brought under control for practical manipulation. This manipulation can take the form of genetic transmutation, levitation or any of a host of other-at this time unknown possibilities. The technique involves the use of a radio transmitter with a frequency range into the high megahertz.

Gotta love marilyn
Mostly I
lipread, and folks with bushy moustaches are difficult for me to "understand".
Is that a cheese puff on your Krell Helmet?