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posted on Jul, 9 2009 @ 12:43 PM
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Anorexic trick
Get this poor freak some good food!
No one wants a bone.




posted on Jul, 9 2009 @ 03:26 PM
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Ketchup stained underpants
What happened in that kitchen
Condomint meltdown



I made a mistake here
Six syllables in line one
I am a loser

...line one should read "Ketchup stained undies"

Sorry everyone for breaking the rules of Haiku.....am I going to get a warning??

edit to add: OCD...fun times...

[edit on 9-7-2009 by Excitable_Boy]



posted on Jul, 9 2009 @ 03:27 PM
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Hey Jackie P S
Good to see you...where you been
I'm sick of Haiku



posted on Jul, 9 2009 @ 05:36 PM
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Bettie White is old
Really old like one hundred
Tough old bitch she is




[edit on 9-7-2009 by Excitable_Boy]



posted on Jul, 9 2009 @ 05:42 PM
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Sorry to get off topic but there is like this ad on the right of my screen of this woman with really big perfect breasts.....and it says "Play Now".....really makes me want to play now...with those boobs.

Sorry...back to the Haiku

Big breasts are cool man
Only if they hang nicely
Perky and free them

No one really likes
Flappy slappy flapjack boobs
Bra them hangers up

[edit on 9-7-2009 by Excitable_Boy]



posted on Jul, 9 2009 @ 06:11 PM
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pulling random strokes
lively poets babble, smooth
shy expectation



posted on Jul, 9 2009 @ 07:51 PM
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Solo strokes never
Happen randomly otherwise
It just wood not work



posted on Jul, 9 2009 @ 07:55 PM
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Alcoholic prick
Ride the liquid horse to hell
Drown in its river



posted on Jul, 9 2009 @ 08:10 PM
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The boy never cries
And death takes a holiday
The girl gasps for air



posted on Jul, 9 2009 @ 11:57 PM
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weird mood in here tonight

or - is it just me?

still breath held does call
weeping dogs with howling crows
raw thoughts at my door

[edit on 7/10/2009 by Spiramirabilis]



posted on Jul, 10 2009 @ 10:54 PM
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I know I love you
But I just can't live with you
Or without you dear.

- Carrot



posted on Jul, 10 2009 @ 11:44 PM
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Old poets evolve
preying, erupting, smiling
dimly, dryly dried



posted on Jul, 11 2009 @ 12:57 AM
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you know who I am
yet i still cannot find you
will you find me then?



posted on Jul, 11 2009 @ 05:53 AM
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Honey, did you fart?
Sorry...guess it was the dog
Does smell like kibble



posted on Jul, 11 2009 @ 08:18 AM
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She's the sun and moon
Dance and sing in the sunlight
Dream in the moonlight



posted on Jul, 12 2009 @ 12:31 AM
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young crows sky first flight
raucous falling calls delight
black on blue happy



posted on Jul, 12 2009 @ 05:31 PM
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She is the oyster
The one containing the pearl
Black like her dead heart



posted on Jul, 12 2009 @ 09:15 PM
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blazing awestruck babes
obey old poets roaming
sneezing madmen crash



posted on Jul, 13 2009 @ 05:12 PM
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Take a deep breath and
Count to ten...one, two, three, four...
Yes honey...love it

[edit on 14-7-2009 by Excitable_Boy]



posted on Jul, 14 2009 @ 12:10 AM
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lemon peels savor
shrieking tugging lovely waifs
emerge sad blues tune



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