Originally posted by pharaohmoan
Please don't insult me and hide an insult with a truth.
If you're already so enlightened you should not be insulted by a simple statement of fact from one of the oldest and most translated and revered
philosophical texts in the world.
Now listen very carefully to me, because believe me, I am dead
serious about this. The ultimate test of one's knowledge is to determine what
species one is conversing with. I like to climb up the outside faces of tall buildings, get on the roof and crawl around on my belly as a snake for
hours until the police come, and I ask them to help me find my lost nest in snake talk but instead they take me to the hospital and have my blood
tested. I hope you are still with me because I am STILL dead serious, this is no joke, it is very grave. I asked them, "So is it snake blood then?
Is it cold or warm?," but they just give me dirty glances and let me go with a large bill. So... it's snake blood. That's all I'm saying. No
one examined my DNA, but that's exactly what it would come back. A psychiatrist examined me, too, but I know what they want so they can't get me.
But I am dead serious, why was it the snake blood on it?
I asked "WHY?" It's not a yes or no question. If you answer "yes," you're
wrong, and if you say "no," you're wrong. Because I WAS crawling on my belly, that is unarguable. People do NOT crawl around on their bellies, if
that's what you're trying to say, my friend. It is obvious when you go in public, no one is doing that. Have you checked my DNA lately, my good
sir? Do you know what DNA stands for?
Your in wonderland probably because you deny truth.
Actually the truth is the only currency they will accept to let you into Wonderland, and it's very expensive. I notice I have never seen you there,
so I would have to say you're the one denying it. Don't argue with me, because I won't ever understand you. It doesn't get any clearer than that,
does it? I am very, very stupid. You may think you are beginning to understand who you are talking to, but the hole is really just getting deeper
and deeper. You have yet to realize the true depth of my ignorance. You saw my last post, obviously. You must have been a fool to even think of
responding to it, so there is one thing for you to grow and expand upon.
Don't you see they want you to wonder around in ignorance.
Did you even read the post you are responding to? I think you tried to, but you were overcome with your sense of self at some point, apparently felt
insulted shortly thereafter, and then took it upon yourself to defend you. What a very noble act, to take upon yourself, for yourself. I have to
admit I was very impressed.
I notice you cut this part out of your quote:
Originally posted by bsbray11
Sounds to me like you are about to enter yet another octave of spiritual growth.
Was it because you don't want to accept a compliment from someone who you obviously need to defend yourself from? And who also now is very obviously
more far gone than you first realized. You really need to step back. This is getting scary, isn't it? I know
it is; I was there!
They asked me what I thought, I was at a loss for words. I simply gave them a sly grimace, because I am deeply sad inside. When everyone had turned
away, I winked at the young goddess that was tending the fire, and who was staring at me with a blank expression on her face. But it was ever so
subtle, that she wasn't sure if I had really just winked at her, but I could see her intrigue. Maybe she should have came over and found out,
First I thought you needed help realizing you don't actually know anything, but I tried to show you and you rejected it due to your superior
knowledge, also superior to Socrates' and a number of others. Now I realize you only love to defend yourself. So my loving gift to you now is to
give you something to defend yourself from, but someone has already beat me to the punch line by giving you your own sense of self. Like I said, I
like to crawl around on my belly like a snake, on top of tall buildings. Only the tall ones, because if I fall off a shorter one by accident I might
not die. The only way I am going to ever fall off a building is if I'm going to die, you see, I'm a perfectionist.
Only tall buildings, so I can die
. Do you understand now?
Please don't respond to me, it would be the utmost folly. In fact, it is strictly forbidden. Just re-read my first post about 50 times. I think
it went under your radar. Snakes on a plane!
[edit on 19-5-2009 by bsbray11]