posted on May, 18 2009 @ 07:17 AM
Last night I dreamt that a giant gerbil swallowed the sun.
Devouring the fiery object gave the brute instant heartburn, causing it to burp sheets of fire in the direction of Earth.
The ghost of Saddam Hussein gave me a big silver umbrella and said 'open it!', so I did.
It shaded Earth from those sheets of fire and saved us all.
And now you say a second sun is coming?
You must be dreaming.