posted on May, 17 2009 @ 05:25 AM
OMG!!! Was just thinking about starting a similar thread due to an incident that happened to me yesterday.
I was out shopping with my two sons, and we were waiting in line to pay for our purchases.
Two people ahead of me, who were shopping together (a senior lady and her friend)and two people (shopping separately) behind me.
Well, when the senior lady's friend was done paying for her merchandise, she moved aside slightly to allow the senior lady to pay for hers...at that
very moment,the senior lady let out three very distinctly loud..farts...and I know her friend heard, cause she stepped back a wee bit, and the cashier
heard, cause she wrinkled her nose and gave the lady a funny look.
Well now, seeing and hearing all this going down..I exited the line stage left, before the offensive cloud could hit me.The people in line behind me
simply moved up..and probably got the full waft of it.
Now, of course you are thinking..But AD..you leaving like that makes you look like the guilty one, no???
NO! The ratio of people who DO know who did it..being 4 of us, to the ratio of those that do not know..being 2 so 4:2..makes in my mind a good enough
reason to go to the back of the line.
Ain't no way I'll breathe in someone's ass gas, just to save face...