I assumed....

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the
'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car.''

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That is one of the best one's I've heard in a long time!!
But soooooo true.
Absolutely brilliant, maybe next time we go at some :bnghd: drivers we should think...

Sam the trucker
EDIT to ADD: I save 'suicidal' car drivers, cyclists and pedestrians on a daily basis, inside my cab is constantly a: and some times I just want to

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[edit on 16-5-2009 by Aldolas]

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Oh, how wonderful and apropos!

Good job!