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In case you hear reports of a huge, flying sperm...

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posted on May, 12 2009 @ 01:57 PM
...and/or a giant, flying marital aid...

Well, this would probably be the source of those sightings:

Heck, it even sounds like a vibrator!

posted on May, 12 2009 @ 02:16 PM
OMG, that is the funniest thing I have ever seen. It looks like a giant condom.

posted on May, 12 2009 @ 02:19 PM
This will be takin down immediately, or the title will be changed. Eeek a
although I have deja vu, of watchin Austin Powers.

What purpose does this thing serve?

[edit on 12-5-2009 by Republican08]

posted on May, 12 2009 @ 02:22 PM
Thank you, that gave me a good laugh.

This is why engineers really don't need to be designers.

posted on May, 12 2009 @ 02:24 PM
If thats a sperm cell I would love to see the size of the egg.

Edit to add.

It's a rock no wait Venus, Swamp gas maybe?


[edit on 12-5-2009 by SLAYER69]

posted on May, 12 2009 @ 03:26 PM

Originally posted by Republican08

What purpose does this thing serve?

You need a purpose? Don't you think a huge, flying sperm/vibrator is one of those rare things that justifies its own existence?

I love how in the description, it's referred to as "STS-111" like it's a freakin' Space Shuttle mission or something.

posted on May, 12 2009 @ 04:27 PM
That dude who made that flying sperm has given me inspiration for a pet project to do this summer called 'The Flying Witch.' Details to follow as I get going on this.

posted on May, 12 2009 @ 10:51 PM
I wonder how Garry Kasparov would feel about this?

He might say, "I don't give a flying..."

posted on May, 13 2009 @ 12:28 AM
At least they didn't paint it pink.

I mean good god man, what were they thinking?

"You know, the blimp is a good idea, but theres something wrong with the design. Oh I know, Jimmy, were going to make ours look like a giant Johnson!"

"That's Brilliant!"

posted on May, 13 2009 @ 01:22 AM
OK, this thread so far has included a lighter-than-air flying weiner and a coaxial rotorcraft flying weiner. Here, now, is the rocket-propelled Flying Phallus, from the classic film Flesh Gordon:

Now if we could just find one with a jet engine, this thread would be complete.

posted on May, 13 2009 @ 02:01 PM
reply to post by flightsuit

Boo to the man who whacked it off, the stage of course.
Sorry couldn't resist.

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