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I hurt my bottom ...

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posted on May, 8 2009 @ 11:40 AM
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Yes that's right ...

I was at my parents' apartment last night (strange thing to say for a 41 year old) and I was walking down the carpeted stairs with my sockies on and I slipped and fell right on my coccyx.


And it hurts like a mother lover!

So now my ego and my bottom are extremely sore and I needed to vent about it cause I don't like it one bit.

No sir ... in fact I hate it so MUCH!

That's it really.




posted on May, 8 2009 @ 12:57 PM
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It's NOT funny. But it IS funny.
It hurts, just like you said. REALLY HURTS
But why did they have to call it that?

I smacked mine on a hiking trip once. Full backpack, and me standing next to a river, on a slippery rock. whoops, feet go out, I go straight down on the ole coccyx.
From that point on, there are NO soft cushions, everything feels like a rock.

get well soon buddy.



posted on May, 8 2009 @ 01:05 PM
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Aw SDog...I'm so sorry...this happened to a friend of mine, and she had actually broken her coccyx. I know it's stating the obvious, and hopefully it will just be the mama of all bruises, but maybe you really should see a doctor...


Usually for joint injuries the RICE method is used to help them heal...that means Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation....but maybe not in this case........


Feel better soon!


[edit on 8-5-2009 by caitlinfae]



posted on May, 8 2009 @ 01:28 PM
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Be careful of using the words 'bottom' and coccyx SD, i've just received my first warning and 500 point penalty for using the word 'sodomy'!

This will probably get banned as well, what's the point...



posted on May, 8 2009 @ 09:03 PM
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Hey s-dog. Sorry to hear about your butt.

Just don't ask me to kiss it and make it better!



We love you man. See you around the board!

[edit on 8-5-2009 by gimme_some_truth]



posted on May, 8 2009 @ 10:42 PM
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Originally posted by gimme_some_truth
Hey s-dog. Sorry to hear about your butt.


Yeah ... I get that a lot.



Just don't ask me to kiss it and make it better!


I will reluctantly comply to your request.



We love you man. See you around the board!


Likewise, it's time for me to get back to being a pain in other peoples' bottoms.


(I was actually going to use the thumbs up smiley but thought better of it)



posted on May, 8 2009 @ 10:58 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog

Originally posted by gimme_some_truth
Hey s-dog. Sorry to hear about your butt.


Yeah ... I get that a lot.



Just don't ask me to kiss it and make it better!


I will reluctantly comply to your request.



We love you man. See you around the board!


Likewise, it's time for me to get back to being a pain in other peoples' bottoms.


(I was actually going to use the thumbs up smiley but thought better of it)


Ok that was one of the funniest posts I have seen in a long time.

Edit: took out the last sentence because you made me think mabye I should not say anything before the official announcement is made!


[edit on 8-5-2009 by gimme_some_truth]



posted on May, 9 2009 @ 09:23 AM
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Ah yess.. adventures in Coccyx injuries

I did mine in doing a jigsaw.. honest.

Squatted down rapidly to pick up a loose piece on the floor and sat on the end of the flat wooden bedpost..

(Did it once before fighting with older brother and got pushed over... sat on the gas meter cut off lever in the porch)

It's funny how much it hurts isn't it?

Lying down? nope
On your side too?? owww
Sitting?nope
walking(waddling like you've had a trouser accident)nope.
Driving? noooope

The only relief you'll get is standing upright for 6 weeks without moving.
(If it's cracked or bent the end)

Enjoy.



posted on May, 9 2009 @ 02:23 PM
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Originally posted by AGENT_T
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(Did it once before fighting with older brother and got pushed over... sat on the gas meter cut off lever in the porch)


The first and only time your bottom turned off the gas I presume.



posted on May, 9 2009 @ 10:58 PM
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If you'd had it "docked" like some other dogs you wouldn't be in such pain.

Get well soon and no breakdancing for a week.



posted on May, 10 2009 @ 03:48 AM
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What a pain in the ass.

Literally.

I hear copious amounts of alcohol numbs the pain.



posted on May, 10 2009 @ 10:38 AM
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suffering with you my dear friend
no kissing - sorry

but i know how much it hurts
while still being with the ex i fell down or slipped down the staircase in the new house in the middle of the night.
i got a shock and the ex had to call the emergency to take me to hospital

and i got a sour lower bottom for about 3 weeks - the best stuff was that the ex had to take the son to kindergarten at that time coz i was not able to ride the bike


so try to sit with a swimming ring
it might help and cool it a bit

poor puppy



posted on May, 10 2009 @ 06:06 PM
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speaking of bottoms, my apple happens to have one...



posted on May, 11 2009 @ 12:57 AM
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oh ouch...you poor thing! I hope you feel better soon.

*kisses it to make it better* LOL
ya'll are a bunch of wussies!

Anyway, I can definitely relate to the pain. When I was 10, I was kicking a ball around outside when I slipped on a patch of wet ground. I fell on my back, hit my coccyx and also had the wind knocked out of me. I seriously thought I was going to die!


Now you'll have to excuse me. I have an odd urge to apply some bleach to my lips.



posted on May, 11 2009 @ 07:20 PM
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Oooohhh!
I hate it when that happens. It really is painful. Sorry buddy.
Beer helps but you need to keep the sensitive spot from being re- injured.

O-light is right Schro.
You gotta get an inflatable or foam ring to perch on for a while.

A hemorrhoid hoop.

An ass gasket.

A derriere .....doughnut.

A butt basket.

One big ole water wing.

A teeny tiny life raft.

A booster seat.

A dog collar.

Erm........

Yup. I'm done.



posted on May, 11 2009 @ 07:25 PM
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posted on May, 11 2009 @ 07:31 PM
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Originally posted by schrodingers dog
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Friends, this is wrong in sooooo many ways.

Somebody get Sally Struthers on the phone. We've gotta raise some money and get this dog taken care of.



posted on May, 12 2009 @ 10:00 AM
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Those little lower back falls can be very painful...Ow my pride

get better...PS...I am not rubbing it for you!

-Kyo



posted on May, 13 2009 @ 01:39 AM
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two winters ago i slipted and fell on my butt too, but it was the stairs that where covered with ice outside my house and i fell on them and not only hurt my butt but my lower back for in pain for two weeks as well. and whats worse is i v always had a bad back . so i feel your pain .



posted on May, 13 2009 @ 08:54 AM
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ok, yes, I too have a buttache story.
While carrying a tray of cups of coffee, glasses of old milk, and plates of dried food from upstairs....
I slipped about midway down....
So while I thought I was dead... there was the nagging reality of being covered in grossness to help me realize that at some point I was going to have to try and get up... to keep on living.
And once I could stand it... I had to then begin to clean it all up...


oh yeah, and giving birth.... that hurts the tailbone as well.



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