Saw the new
Star Trek last night, and walked in with
no expectations — I prepped by using Vulcan trance meditation to completely rid
my mind of
The Old Series bias. Yes, I am a hardcore Trekster from Day One, as I explained in the previous post. So I steeled myself and
marched right in there to watch JJ Abrams
reinvent the wheel,
Armageddon style. Or maybe
Cloverfield style.
Yes, there were elements of those films in the new
Star Trek...Breakneck pace, very stylized cinematography, machine-gun editing, the works. A
helluva lot of digital lens flare and glare, when it wasn't really needed...
...and I loved it.
I threw out my preconceived notions and
ate it up. Freakin'
fantastic! The caricatures of the classic crew were
priceless, those people really did their freakin' homework. The tributes to the old series were abundant, I was rolling when Chris Pine
lapsed into a
straight-up and shameless Shatner impression, cocky as hell, in the Kobayashi Maru sequence.
I mean,
it got me, just as they planned. I loved the hell out of it.
Abrams
got it right in the most important way — he
did not labor the techno-babble. There were
no 5 minute sequences of
meaningless mumbo-jumbo about
generating a tachyon damping shell or some damned stupid thing.
Techno-babble was largely absent from
The Old Series,
which is what made it work. It's like nobody remembers that space fantasy has
gotta be about
the people, not the friggin machines. The later franchises (
TNG, DS9,Voyager, Enterprise) were
burdened with
techno-babble, and they
never achieved the same
spirit of
The Original Series. Specifically, the first two seasons
and
maybe one or two episodes of the third season....
High-Five to the new Star Trek. Keep it simple, stupid, and this legend will live forever.
— Doc Velocity
[edit on 5/13/2009 by Doc Velocity]