Some jokes for the females

Okay, ladies. I have some jokes for you that I hope you all find humorous.

Q. What is the difference between a man and a savings bond?
A. The savings bond matures!

Q. What two things does a good looking man have in common with a parking space?
A. He's either taken or he's handicapped!

Q. What is the difference between Cupid and a man?
A. Cupid is a pain in the a** just one day out of the year!

Q. What is the difference between a man and a soap opera?
A. The soap opera is more entertaining!

I hope the females who are a part of BTS/ATS like the jokes I posted in this thread.

Im not sexist but as a man I had to get a few in......


What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why.

A man put an ad in classified section of the newspaper: “Wife Wanted”.
The next day, he received several responses. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine

Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.