posted on Apr, 27 2004 @ 01:33 AM
Originally posted by energy_wave
...PROCEDURE IN CASE OF IMMINENT ASTEROID IMPACT
Hopefully you know this link is from a humor site and can't be accepted as fact or taken seriously. I mean, although pretty (yet morbidly) funny,
these quotes are taken from the link in question:
"Any impact craters in the car parking areas will be marked with yellow paint, but please be alert for potholes as these constitute a 'trip
"Staff in the impact zone will be entitled to one half-day's compassionate leave for each family member killed."
"You will shortly be issued with your GPS and this will be deducted from your next wage packet."
"You may watch the actual impact through the window, on webcast or TV during lunchtime. If the impact occurs during working hours, you will be
required to clock out at the beginning and clock back in again afterwards."
"The return to work guidelines will be waived in the case of the extinction of all life, either on a planet-wide scale or within a 1000 mile radius
"We wish employees and their families all the best for the Armageddon period and reminds you to enjoy Armageddon in a safe manner. Remember: don't
drink and drive!"
[Edited on 27-4-2004 by xenophanes85]