Ive been thinking this must be a plant article by the mods to catch all the trolls in one net if so please be aware I am not a troll but think this is the type of article that sets ATS back by 2 years. I am happy to add my debunker skills when needed however there is no need in this case. Stevie Wonder could see that this is fake

Aw man... sometimes it really stinks being so gullible. It IS rather amusing watching my own excitement being sapped from me, post by post, till at the end I'm left a worthless shell. Thank you debunkinators for keepin it real.

Originally posted by m4ng4n
I´m so feed up with the debunkers spoiling every good tread...

IF YOU´RE NOT INTERESTED IN THE SUBJECT WHY BOTHER POSTING?!!

Sorry but I have to raise this issue. Comments like the one above show where illogical reasoning, emotions and living in la-la land can overwhelm some peoples real desire for knowing the truth. I want to believe but I dont want to believe crap. I'm not prepared to read Lord of the Rings and then pretend it's real just because it sounds cool. Im not schizophrenic, I can distinguish imagination from reality. I have no desire to do otherwise, therefore I appreciate people who expose the truth, be it debunkers, UFOlogists, conspiracy theorists, whatever.

Originally posted by m4ng4n

Saids who? Did we appear on earth 30,000 years ago?
If this is a real artifact I for one have no problem with the fact that it was manmade but it feels a little bit contradictory to debunk and raise the question of it´s origin in the same sentence...

Considering the article is 100% made up silliness to allow the author to expirement with writing styles, creativity, whatever his reason, your comment isn't relevant anymore.

Not trying to attack you I just like to enlighten.

The angel - a humanoid female with wing-like appendages on her back and long flowing hair - is made of an iron compound found exclusively in the highlands of the moon.

[From OP's "news" source]

But we won't tell you anything specific about this exotic alloy found only on the moon - it's more mysterious this way...

It’s been hand polished to a silvery metallic sheen. Based on chemical analysis of the metal, geologists estimate the sculpture to be 200,000 years old which means it was made 170,000 years before the human species appeared on Earth.

What geologists? About whom are we speaking? So the age of the rock is 200,000 and that instantly means that it had to have carved at the same time. That's some water tight logic! Good going, unidentified geologists!

It’s been examined by art experts who concur with Dr. Charles’ appraisal of the culture that produced it.

Again. Who are these experts?

“Clearly these beings had a sense of religion that parallels our Christianity.

Yes that "must" be the answer. It couldn't be from any one of the many religions older than Christianity which also had winged humans replete through out.

Hey that's a question, since humans weren't around, why is the figure clearly human with the exception of the wings?

Perhaps they had a Jesus of their own,

It wouldn't surprise me. Just about every religion had a Jesus of their own.

proving that the important spiritual principles are, in a very literal sense, universal,” said a Washington anthropologist.

"A" Washington anthropologist?

While many ponder the significance of the figure, others are curious about why it has remained a secret for so long. “The artifact has been common knowledge among NASA insiders for years,” said Dr. Charles. “But space agency higher-ups have kept the information highly classified, fearing world-wide panic. It was smuggled out to me by persons who must, for obvious reasons, remain anonymous.”

Gosh, that is convenient!

NASA officially denies Dr. Charles’ allegations. The statue was displayed to photographers and newsmen but is now being held for further study at an undisclosed location.

Wow, doubly convenient! This is amazing.

Astronauts of Antiquity

Well, obviously. If there were "moon-people", they'd had to have visited the Sumerians. Just had too, I tells ya.


Well I don't know about you guys but I am convinced!
Off to go spread the good news of Jesus, a Jewish Zombie, and his winged fairy friends that were friends with the Annunuki, the people from waaay back who lived on the moon - not a moonbase mind you but the moon itself when it had an atmosphere and was rife with life, very sneaky life who cleaned themselves away after they died so we wouldn't have a spoiled view of a pristine, empty, baron moon surface. Now, THAT'S courtesy!

Praise be to Jebus!

[edit on 5-5-2009 by Welfhard]

This reminds of that Simpsons episode where Lisa finds a skeleton of an angel on an archaelogical dig.

Remember that one? Turns out it was a big ruse so some corporate knobs could get publicity for their new shopping mall.

Maybe they're opening up a new mall on the moon?

Yeah as much as I would like to believe this story was real the angel in the picture when zoomed in looks to pixelated compared to rest of image and the fact you really cant find anything about a famed geologist named morris charles besides the post i just wrote kinda makes me lean more towards fake. The first picture I saw did not have the batboy image in the corner thought I was going crazy not seeing it haha.

The fact that the rock is supposedly moon exclusive doesn't mean much....
If anything I can picture "Hey man I got this moon rock lets carve it into an angel and get a good laugh at how many people believe its from an alien race."
Not saying this is the scenario, as I am a full blown beliver in ufo's and alien life, but I can see it going down like that.

So yeah until there is more proof or a bigger, more reliable source does a story on the subject I'm not getting my hopes up.

RIGHT ON JIMMY!!!! Right on!........

How credible is this source? I can get slaughtered here for not just blindly believing this. But I have never heard of "The Crit" and even if I had, how can I tell this is not just someone saying this and it being a hoax? I mean, let's face it, hoaxes are everywhere. I am a web-designer myself and I could make a believable website that said anything at all. It wouldn't make it real though. Any credible sites that validate this? I don't know.......NASA.GOV for instance?

OK...this one gave me a good laugh. I'm not sure why all this goofy stuff is happening now. I just stay focused on the real issues....those are hilarious enough for me.

Yes, I do believe that that there was a civilization far more advanced than us some 12000 years ago who saw their doom and those who survived are the sheepfarm that remains today.

And if anyone actually did read my responses to the OP then maybe you can see that I didn´t recognize the story...

And as for debunkers I´m still sad about them having to be so rude?
One doesn´t have to insinuate that someone is an idiot just because he thought he made a great find.

And yes, I do believe that the Mona-Lisa story is a hoax but that doesn´t mean that I don´t believe that this yet older civilisation could have established a base on the moon and that the remains of it could still be there. And if f ex NASA found advanced technology there do you seriously think they would share it with other countries? Not likely!

Like someone said, believing & thinking is two different things and before you post an answer to something you might try to understand what was actually written?

Originally posted by On the level
I cant believe some of you where taken in by this, believe me I believe through a lot of mikes threads that there is evidence of a massive cover up on the moon however people getting taken in by this is nothing short of laughable God I would love to live next door to you people I would sell you left over spaghetti and tell you it was the virgin marys hair
p.s As in keeping with the terms and conditions this is not a personal attack on any person however a generalised view of a small minority of ATS members

[edit on 5/5/09 by On the level]

i truly believe you will love yourself again someday. remember, the more you tear others down, the faster you will heal.
"they" will pay, but, until they do, everyone else is fair game.
i hope you find someone who can satisfy your attention "issue." obviously, someone with your uncharted iq will need life long "special" care.

until then i will be your personal scapegoat. anytime you feel belittled, insulted, or, bothered in any way, feel free to take it out on me. after all, i'm obviously beneath you.....

you dear sir are truly a joke.

until a few minutes ago, i was having a boring night. thank you very much level for making sure everyone that participates in this thread has a little comic relief.

[edit on 5-5-2009 by anonamousantichrist]

Ok so the ETCHING is carved into rock...
And then some lady is--impossibly--holding in her hand a completely three-dimensional (and identical) SCULPTURE?! How did NASA turn a rock carving into a sculpture? Oh wait, they didn't because this is bogus. Some people need to use some simple analytical skills before posting 'Earth Shattering' "news."