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1001 things to do with a time machine.

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posted on May, 4 2009 @ 07:15 PM
Inspired by a conversation with caitlinfae

Add your own world changing ideas to how you would use a time machine to benefit Mankind.

My first two.

1)Steal all The Lennon and McCartnety songs and copyright them 'pre-beatles'

2)Kick Einstein in the goolies.

(For using big words and complicated numbers.)

posted on May, 5 2009 @ 02:54 AM
-Avert Titanic disaster.
-Give Jules Verne a glimpse of the future xD
-Retire to a nice tropical paradise sometime in the early AD's

posted on May, 5 2009 @ 04:58 AM
reply to post by AGENT_T

Aw great thread Agent T!

Hmmm, well....there is so much I could meddle with....

Firstly, I would find the guy...and it must have been a man....who invented wax strips...those instruments of torture that remove body hair. I would plaster him in them, leave them to set for a few days, and remove them really slowly.....

Then I would find his buddy, the guy who decided that body hair on humans is not natural...and do the same to him. There is nothing wrong with fluffy, on either sex, and I do really have sympathy for the men who think that they must endure waxing too. We were meant to have body hair, so leave it be, within reason. Obviously if you're tripping over it, it might need to be trimmed a touch, but that's all.

Next...Bob try and persuade him that if God really wanted him dead, he would have done it quickly so he couldn't argue, and sacrificing a few dreaddies for life saving surgery would be worth it. Not sure it would work though.

Finally for the moment....Thin Lizzy...and this is completely selfish. I would have lost it completely when my Ma told me I couldn't go to see them when I was 16. I would have gone anyway. I never got the chance again.

I'm sure I will be back Agent T ......

posted on May, 5 2009 @ 08:30 AM
Personally I think I'll firstly convert the time machine to a blue 'Police Box'
name it the tardis and go around the universe in a sci-fi dimension. Oh and also make a time loop with like 400 of me.

posted on May, 5 2009 @ 10:55 AM
Good Wukky would travel back in time to ancient cultures to do anthropological research.

Bad Wukky would travel back in time to enslave humanity.

Good Wukky would travel back in time to quarantine deadly diseases finding the first case.

Evil Wukky would transform the world into a hell of unimaginative proportions.

I guess it would depend on my mood that day.

posted on May, 5 2009 @ 12:05 PM
Hmmmmmmm......... I can think of alot of uses for a time machine

posted on May, 8 2009 @ 06:07 PM
I would change my life! there I've said it.
I wouldn't have fallen in the people I did and I
wouldn't have made my way to Hollywood.

I certainly would have attempted to settle down
to a normal life with a family and a wife.
I know now (sadly too late) that wealth and being
the shadow of fame brings nothing but heartache.

I can see myself working on a farm, smelling the earth
and rubbing the sunburn on my neck., I can feel the ache
in my back from manual toil... I dream of this life sometimes.

I find myself wondering if I could flee from all this and
start again. But my mind tells me it's too late.

A Time Machine would certainly come in handy!!

[edit on 8-5-2009 by A boy in a dress]

posted on May, 9 2009 @ 09:06 AM
reply to post by A boy in a dress

We'll,unless someone has sawn off your arms and legs I don't see why anyone couldn't up and change their lifestyle

Just go for it.. No time machine needed.

3) Kept away from 'the twins' after the Satriani concert

4) Go way,way,way back.. wait for that first fish climbing on to dry land and stomp on its head...

posted on May, 10 2009 @ 06:40 AM

Originally posted by lombozo
Hmmmmmmm......... I can think of alot of uses for a time machine

Ditto..go back about 22 years.

posted on May, 10 2009 @ 02:06 PM
reply to post by AGENT_T

Nope, I'm still intact. Maybe you're right and I should
change something in my life. It would have to be something
small to start with, there are reasons why I'd prefer to
keep this 'change' to myself for now.

When I was small (back-in-time connection!), I always
wanted to be a train conductor and ride the country...
whaddaya think?!!

[edit on 10-5-2009 by A boy in a dress]

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