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So i think i might have got Swine Flu...I tried to call the swine flu helpline today, but all I got was crackling... So I went to see my doctor & told him im coming out in rashers... he said he thought I was telling porkies... I said to him its 'snout funny about swine flu... its so bad, its given me the trots