Awesome drinking story. You think we would get busted if we created a thread where everybody traded drinking stories? You should start it. You are way hotter than me, you have awesome red hair, you have a stripper pole, and you just said you keep a catholic school girl skirt around for special occasions. So at least in my book you could get away with murder on here.

[edit on 27-4-2009 by justsomeboreddude]

Ok so lets see where we are so far.

We start this year at wonderwomans house with some bbq and some good bands. We market the hell out of it for the next year.

Then we go African. The whole continent baby. We get there via maglev train courtesy of the good ol' US gov'ment. Once there, we drunk drive elephants, race cheetahs, and screw the monkeys. We light live oil wells for light and bug repellant. We get every great band ever. Folks like Kiss, ACDC, Aerosmith, BuckCherry, Guns n Roses ,those vikings dudes and some other crazy ninja bands. We get some fireworks that look like giant meteors crashing to earth. We got all kind of crazy food everyone brought from all over the planet. We eat, drink, and be merry and spread diseases to one another left and right. We drink, puke, and then drink some more. We got strippers, crazy moonshine, and we all start fighting over whose conspiracy theory is better. I feel like I am missing something... any ideas?

Originally posted by irishchic

Yup...I also have mad skills in running a still,LOLROF!

Sort of a mad-scientist in the vineyard you might say...we wouldn't realy NEED to haul in too much booze if we're capable of making our own?

Don't need much really,just start making lists and where to/who will bring what.

I know...you love me. LOLROF!!!

I hope we all stay healthy so this might really have a chance to happen,last year I hooked up with 16 insane females for a party in LA I'd never met before through a forum and we remain the best of friends so who's to say???

Somehow I imagine you have mad skills at lots of things. I have bowhunting, numchuck, and computer hacking skills.

That is wild. You hooked up with 16 women you didnt even know. I cant believe you didnt invite me. I would have brought the batteries and video camera. Sorry, that was a bit over the top.

[edit on 27-4-2009 by justsomeboreddude]

Yes but are you training to be a cage fighter???

(Napolean Dynamite,an addiction of mine)

Over the top is good: it will add considerably to the mood of the party but I'd vote for no video cameras!!!

You'd won't offend me,you're way too adorable and have great ideas about parties!

Bowhunting: can we invite Ted Nugent??? He owns property near me.

[edit on 27-4-2009 by irishchic]

Yes it is odd. I think we innately have a fear of death. Its amazing how much some of us dwell on it. I just figure you cant do much about it so might as well enjoy the ride until the plane hits the ground nose first.

Ill bring the 151 and the Guiness. =3 maybe some cinnamon schnapps. Hell and some Canadian Mist.

Seems to me that if you're going to have an end of the world party you have to have suitable music to jive the final hours away to. So here's my top ten of the end of the world songs to get you in the mood to meet your maker!

1/ Stairway To Heaven. Led Zeppelin.

2/ I'm Still Standing. (At least for a while!) Elton John.

3/ Stayin Alive. (With a bit of luck.) Bee Gees.

4/ We Didn't Start The Fire. (The nuclear bombs did!) Billy Joel.

5/ Dont Fear The Reaper. (You'll be meeting him soon.) Blue Oyster Cult.

6/ Help!. The Beatles.

7/ Another One Bites The Dust. Queen.

8/ Ashes To Ashes. David Bowie.

9/ I Will Survive. (Highly unlikely!) Gloria Gaynor.

10/ Everybody Wants To Rule The World. Tears For Fears.

Lets get down and twist. . . as our internal organs melt!

Haaa, great thread OP!

I've been partying for like three weeks now! Check it out, my girl likes Chappelle's Show, and Chess!!

Peace out all! Happy Armageddon!

*hffffft*