posted on Apr, 27 2009 @ 08:25 PM
Ok so lets see where we are so far.
We start this year at wonderwomans house with some bbq and some good bands. We market the hell out of it for the next year.
Then we go African. The whole continent baby. We get there via maglev train courtesy of the good ol' US gov'ment. Once there, we drunk drive
elephants, race cheetahs, and screw the monkeys. We light live oil wells for light and bug repellant. We get every great band ever. Folks like
Kiss, ACDC, Aerosmith, BuckCherry, Guns n Roses ,those vikings dudes and some other crazy ninja bands. We get some fireworks that look like giant
meteors crashing to earth. We got all kind of crazy food everyone brought from all over the planet. We eat, drink, and be merry and spread diseases
to one another left and right. We drink, puke, and then drink some more. We got strippers, crazy moonshine, and we all start fighting over whose
conspiracy theory is better. I feel like I am missing something... any ideas?