posted on Apr, 26 2009 @ 09:13 AM
UK: You have two cows and they're both at the pub pregnant smoking ciggies picken their arse .
US: You have two cows and they're just the firggen best, god said so.
Australia: You had two cows, BBQ already.
New Zealand: You have two cows that go baa.
China: can get you as many cows as you need.
India: "Hellooooo...I'm calling about your two cows".
Japan: Has two cows worth $million bucks each.
Kazakstan: Has two fuggly cows.
Russia: Has two, no wait three, no one, no....
France: "Who are you? You are not French? Why am I even talking to you....merde!"
Italy: Two have two cows, I get 10%.
Iraq: You have two cows, they're all over the market place.
Afghanistan: You have two cows, somwhere.....
Israel: You have two cows , and they're not fcking welcome either, nor are they getting the vote, no they can't come back, why are you always
picking on us...peace.
Saudi: We have all the cows.