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Thursday Humor

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posted on Apr, 23 2009 @ 09:28 AM
I just got back from a please trip...
I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

I have been in love with the same woman fro 50 years...
If my wife finds out, she will kill me.

Someone stole all my wives credit cards...
I am not reporting it as they spend less than my wife!

I always hold my wives hand...
Else she goes shopping.

The judge says to the drunk," you were brought here for drinking".
The drunk said, great, lets get started.

Why do Jewish devorces cost so much???
They are worth it!!!

Why do Jewish men die before their wives?
They want it...

Where does the Jewish man hide money from his wife???
Under the vaccum cleaner.

Short summary of every Jewish holiday:
They tried to kill us, we won, lets eat.


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