Ok, this is fabulous, I've never had a thread make me chuckle so much before....
C'mon, what would life be without everybody's embarrassing moments, right? lol
I embarrass myself daily, I say too much too fast, I am immensely clumsy and far....TOO natural, if anyone understands what I mean; Well, I guess what
that means is I am completely detached from social politics of any sort, anywhere, never catch on, and can be terribly detached from people
specifically, when they are expecting a lot more or a lot different a sort of interaction....I just go along with whatever sh*t happens to pop into my
Stuff like this,. So I can't really chose the most embarrassing moment, it's terribly hard, I can only say that really... lol....I mean, if
basically your whole life is that, then what else would one expect
You stop caring too much what anyone else thinks in no time, which IS liberating, on the upside.
So the one that stands out in my mind only because I find it particularly entertaining when I think of it, is the first time I ever got drunk.
I was so drunk to start with that when the individuals around me encouraged me to drink some straight whiskey out of the bottle, and I foolishly chose
to go along with it, I was far too uncoordinated and ended up pouring the stuff into my eye.
This was a bush party along side a river with incredibly steep banks that were almost a straight drop from top to bottom (the river)
I suddenly didn't care a bit about that detail, and determined to access the water to get the stinging alcohol out of my eye, I basically flung
myself over and in.....and of course not knowing how coherent and coordinated I was, several people decided it was necessary to dive in after me to
It's not the worst thing, but....somehow I remembered it all, and it amuses me, at the very least lol