Ask yourself why physicists call 'G' the God constant; it is a number made up to make the equations fit. Newtonian mechanics needs to be thrown in
the bin, imho.
It is all about M-branes (string theory) and quantum foam. Following on from gravity, i also believe that matter does not exist. We are all just balls
of quantum energy with physical constraints due to the Pauli Eclusion principle, which is why we can't walk through walls. However, if we could strap
on a Neodymium/Tesla coil contraption or body armour that could resonate our molecular quantum mass, then i believe we will be able to pass through
matter, if the frequencies are matched, kind of like locking your fingers together, the two quanta's become one.
The umbrella analogy is bad because it is like a sail and will block the neutrino wave/wind and the sheer flux of particles would instantly crush you
as the umbrella is pushed instantly downwards.
The Earth is like a big rock in a fast-flowing river. The front of the rock faces a continual barrage of pressure from the rivers flow and a frog on
the rock will always be pushed with a net force. On the back side, there will be a vacuum of pressure so the frog will be weightless.
On earth, this 'pressure wave' is all around us, coming from all directions. The density of rock of the earth saturates some of the neutrino flow
thus making us 'stick' to the Earths surface, so someone standing at the North Pole will experience the following:
(same pressure from space: X)
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(we perceive a net downwards force we call g = 9.8ms-1)
| | Net result of upwards push = X - Y
All the Earths 'matter (or quantum foam) dissipates the upwards flow from the south pole to leave Y
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| | | | (same pressure from space: X)
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The above also explains the 'shielding' effect of the moon. As it orbits it blocks the neutrino pressure wave from space and oceans directly
underneath will rise as they are not pushed as much. Also, big planets like Jupiter will have a higher 'perceived' gravity because the bottom wave
is blocked by more quantum matter in the planets gaseous structure.
If matter is believed to be quantum electro-magnetic particles, then disassembling their 'make-up' will allow man to travel to the stars in vehicles
at speeds faster than the speed of light because the concept of mass has been transcended.
Electromagnetism is the key to human evolution and the LHC is doing it all wrong i reckon. You just need a small device, say a football, with
Neodymium magnets attached in key positions (cymatics) to generate a resonant hysteresis and a few Tesla coils to kick start the process. Begin by
spinning the football really fast about the z-axis and then turn on the Tesla coils; i believe a mini black hole will appear in local space-time. It
won't be dangerous because it will exist in its own time-frame. If you put your hand in it, it will disappear and will emerge in some part of the
universe with exactly the same resonant quantities.
Watch this excellent video