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Will A Flat Earth Creationist Explain This To me?


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reply posted on 10-5-2009 @ 06:18 AM by Gawdzilla


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Hovind is the "father" of the Hovind Factor, a way of determining just how much BS you can crowd into one statement. Google it to see how much respect he has with the real world (non-fundies.)



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reply posted on 10-5-2009 @ 12:23 PM by swolleneyeball


Originally posted by Gawdzilla
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Hovind is the "father" of the Hovind Factor, a way of determining just how much BS you can crowd into one statement. Google it to see how much respect he has with the real world (non-fundies.)


Wow i checking into it and holy crap (no pun intended)
hes really out there,hopefully hell at least make some cash doing it cause i know i cant see him being able to go about things like a normal person now.

How awesome would it be if one of his kids became an anthropologist?!



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reply posted on 10-5-2009 @ 12:29 PM by Gawdzilla


Originally posted by swolleneyeballWow i checking into it and holy crap (no pun intended)
hes really out there,hopefully hell at least make some cash doing it cause i know i cant see him being able to go about things like a normal person now.

How awesome would it be if one of his kids became an anthropologist?!


One of his spawn pretends to teach a science class somewhere. Probably Oral Roberts. It's just more of his father's babble, "creationism in a cheap suit."



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reply posted on 10-5-2009 @ 01:10 PM by Deaf Alien


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Absolutely, the ball rolls back and not only does the ball roll back, I can feel the bus moving, even though I am moving with it. Even dogs know this, but they are to busy trying to stick there heads out the window to care.



The effect you feel on the bus is acceleration. When the bus stops accelerating, put the ball on the floor. It will not move unless there are bumps on the roads or the floor is slightly inclined.


Ok, I'm jumping up into the air going west with my Jordans strapped tight and because I'm wearing Jordans I can hang in the air for an hour. The earth should move underneath me should it not?



Same principle as the bus example. According to you, you should be crashing through the back window of the bus if you jumped upwards.



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reply posted on 10-5-2009 @ 01:16 PM by Gawdzilla


Ok, I'm jumping up into the air going west with my Jordans strapped tight and because I'm wearing Jordans I can hang in the air for an hour. The earth should move underneath me should it not?

Oh, my, that one's funny. Does anyone really think they would stop rotating at the same speed as everything around them just because they jumped up in the air? (Google "relative velocities".)



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reply posted on 10-5-2009 @ 02:43 PM by swolleneyeball


Originally posted by Gawdzilla
Originally posted by swolleneyeballWow i checking into it and holy crap (no pun intended)
hes really out there,hopefully hell at least make some cash doing it cause i know i cant see him being able to go about things like a normal person now.

How awesome would it be if one of his kids became an anthropologist?!


One of his spawn pretends to teach a science class somewhere. Probably Oral Roberts. It's just more of his father's babble, "creationism in a cheap suit."


no i meant like when compleatly agiest his father and was like "no i chose to follow the laws of basic reason and science, plus your a bit of a nutter"



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