Look over there
is that a UFO
hovering in the sky
man look at it glow

I wonder if its greys
or the reptile kind
I'll bet their here to see
how many cows they can find.

The government knows about em'
they are in cahootz
they are plotting our demise
so they can steal our loot.

They once kidnapped my grannie
and harvested her eggs
then showed her an alien baby
with a fat head and short legs.

They probed my pappies rectum
he said they looked like droids
and for years after that
he suffered from terrible roids!

My mammie took a photo
but it wasn't very clear
she said it was cause she was shaken
and overcome with fear

they landed in her yard in a craft
round and domely
they didn't abduct her though
they said she was to homely

now she was very heartbroke
she was pretty underneath
besides what did it matter
if she hadn't any teeth! lol:

Disclaimer: I myself am a redneck and am in no way making fun of anyone or anyones beliefs! I have a crazy sense of humor and just thought this was a funny visual!

[edit on 15-4-2009 by Greenize]

That was quite original. I can't believe no one else commented!

Of course I guess I live in a redneck/hick area so...
I liked it and actually laughed while reading it. A nice direction I don't see much is humorous poems. Very good!

Nnnnnnice Greeniize.!

Thanx 4 sharing. Star 4 U!!

Hey, you said you were a redneck.....do you have any engine parts in your bath tub by any chance?

Read disclaimer... but guess what had your title read Jew Sighting or whatever you would now be banned ...funny how we can be taken over and never fight.

I'm not ashamed to be a christian, i,m not racist, but plenty are.

And friend they aint all white christians.