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Whould you worship Him, the dark prince of abomination?

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posted on Apr, 14 2009 @ 05:59 AM
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The rays and coils of the stooping dragon, He that slinketh wearily from His task and leaves Gesthemene, shoulders rounded in dispair, to take up His Place at the left-hand throne of the shining one, the Imperial dragon of the dark sun. The aborted fetus of the Holy Mother, lamb transformed into foul goat, railing His rank, stinking placenta between the Dark Worlds of the Abyss. Lord of the Failed Salvation, He who shirked from His Task to become the mightiest of Adviseries, perhaps even making Lord Satan tremble. Would you receive the Green Ray from His rancid, sweaty foreahed? Allow it to enter the third eye and transform your vision? It will get you higher than anything, even drinking blood.

Would you join the Great Adventure?




posted on Apr, 14 2009 @ 06:03 AM
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Dude, sounds like an absolute blast!

Where do i sign up, and how do I get some of that green slime of abomination?

edit toadd, star and flagged, cos I love incoherant rants


[edit on 14/4/2009 by Acidtastic]



posted on Apr, 14 2009 @ 06:40 AM
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It may seem a joke, but it is not.

Do not worship the devil - he is NOT a prince.

Worship the Lord Jesus Christ or at least, please, do NOT worship the devil.

Do not play around with the devil - you will not ever escape if you do.



posted on Apr, 17 2009 @ 01:20 AM
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Nah, I'm good. Thanks for asking, though.

I just don't go in for "abominations". Call me crazy...



posted on Apr, 17 2009 @ 08:06 PM
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Oh can I, can I please worship this most abominable prince?

Where do I sign up? Is it better than worshipping jesus and god??

Do I get goatskin pants and an idol showing the most abominable prince nailing jesus to the cross.

Oh Please let me, OOOOOOOOOOHHH.


BTW who is the abominable prince?

On second thoughts - I don't feel like worshipping today, maybe next week.


G



posted on Apr, 17 2009 @ 08:13 PM
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Umm................................................................................................what?



posted on Apr, 17 2009 @ 08:18 PM
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I prefer Cthulhu thanks.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!



posted on Apr, 17 2009 @ 08:23 PM
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Originally posted by spellbound
It may seem a joke, but it is not.

Do not worship the devil - he is NOT a prince.

Worship the Lord Jesus Christ or at least, please, do NOT worship the devil.

Do not play around with the devil - you will not ever escape if you do.

Hell its OK, me an the devil play poker every Friday, he's quite a nice guy although I don't get to win much. I think I owe about 130 souls.

Mind you I'm not worried as I bought a 'Get out of Hell Free' card from hEllBay for 6 souls plus 1.5 souls for postage. Quite cool it is too, made out of human skin and written in blood.

Listen to me rambling on - I had better get back to the human sacrifice party we have after poker.


BTW I won last night.


G



posted on Apr, 17 2009 @ 08:46 PM
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Answer me this: will there be cake?

No? I'm out. (and what cheap jerk who wants me to worship him doesn't bring refreshments?)

Yes? I'm in!



posted on Apr, 17 2009 @ 08:54 PM
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This thread is quite illogical...


Yet, I find it comforting...








posted on Apr, 17 2009 @ 09:22 PM
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Thanks ever so much for the invitation but I have finals in a week and I really should study. If you fellows could wait till after the semester is over; I'd be up for some stinking placenta, and green rays for sure.



posted on Apr, 18 2009 @ 12:04 AM
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I worship Santa. People don't like it but here is a man who can pretty much go anywhere he wants and therefore do anything he wants. Some people say he doesn't exist but I'm convinced he does. He must have superhuman powers, perhaps even he is immortal.

Oh, no wait, I meant Satan.

[edit on 18-4-2009 by Welfhard]



posted on Apr, 18 2009 @ 12:57 AM
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Hey Silent thunder. Seems you found my pet. I have a reward out for it. Being we are in the same location
, we can meet up in an hour so I can bring princess home.



posted on Apr, 18 2009 @ 01:09 AM
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Don't worry, I'm not a butt kisser, or follower of another, so you won't ever catch me worshiping or bowing down to anything or anyone!



posted on Apr, 18 2009 @ 01:41 AM
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No, but thanks for asking!

BTW, is there a conspiracy in here somewhere, or is this more of a creative writing exercise?

Wondering (and wandering) minds want to know.

Eric



posted on Apr, 18 2009 @ 01:46 AM
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Originally posted by EricD
No, but thanks for asking!

BTW, is there a conspiracy in here somewhere, or is this more of a creative writing exercise?

Wondering (and wandering) minds want to know.

Eric


No, there is no meaning here whatsoever. When I wrote it I was in a rather odd state of mind and I just let my right brain take over and ramble. Sorry for any confusion.

[edit on 4/18/09 by silent thunder]



posted on Apr, 18 2009 @ 11:46 PM
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I like your mind when it is in an odd state. It is most interesting.

Your original post had my mind twirling in many directions from the Holy Bible scriptures, Dune, Marvel Comics, and things yet discovered.

Thanks for the mind trip.



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