posted on Apr, 13 2009 @ 01:01 PM
For those who have not seen it, here is my synopsis:
Bill Hemmer: So, uh, there was this thing called Oxcart and it went real fast and then airline pilots saw it and it reflected like a circle and so um
there are like no UFOs right? Is that what you are saying? right???
Old Fart 1: (looks at floor, possibly drifts off to sleep)
Old Fart 2: Yeah that's right. We had this here dadgum plane what flied 2200 miles an haur and that damn thing was right up there at 90,000 feet and
them damn commie airline pilots thought that thing was a UFO yessir.
Bill Hemmer: So now that project Oxcart has been de-classified are you saying there are no UFO's at Area 51.
Old Fart 1: (still snoring)
Old Fart 2: Yeah we flew over 400,000 missions to VEE-ETT-nam right there from Area 51 and I will tell you another damn thing - I damn sure didn't
fight the Chinese in the Big One so they could come over here and sell their damn cars....
Bill Hemmer: And there you have it. Two former Area 51 employees exposing the truth while celebrating their retirement in 1959 from the Air Force.
Nothing else to see here....
A direct quote from the transcript on the Fox News page:
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oriented offers. Yes we do have live what's the name of it.
There you have it folks. Case closed.
[edit on 4/13/09 by emsed1]