posted on Aug, 16 2010 @ 07:50 AM
This is the ATS Chuck Norris file:
Oil Spill: In Texas, near the gulf, they use Chuck Norris to disperse corexit.
Political Madness: No one cares when Chuck Norris refuses to provide a long form B/C.
When Chuck runs for president, his slogan won't be:Yes We Can, it will be: I know I can.
In fact Chuck will not Run, he will just announce that he is President.
Aliens/UFO: Disclosure will happen when Chuck wants it to happen.
War on Terror: George W. Bush asked Chuck to move to Iraq in order to justify the claim that Saddam had Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Unbeknown to many, when they found Saddam Hussein, he said was hiding from Chuck.
Roswell was the result of Chuck roundhousing a flying Saucer that did not get permission to fly over Texas, it crashed near by in New Mexico.
When Chuck heard one of the crew survived, he reverse engineered the craft, launched it with the surviving alien, and kick it again. This time there
were no survivors.
Chuck performed the alien autopsy to confirm he had a superior anatomy.
He had the autopsy video taped.
He leaked the autopsy video.