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posted on Apr, 12 2009 @ 06:47 AM
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Good one. Having just read pages and pages to study for a test...
Well... Just let me say that I was... 'Hooked".




posted on Apr, 12 2009 @ 07:17 AM
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Funny story. Nicely done.

Nice to see something creative in this arena.



posted on Apr, 12 2009 @ 07:42 AM
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Good story!
I'm pretty sure you're Douglas Adams reincarnated. Did anybody else make that connection?
And as for the person not getting the humore in this, I'm terribly sorry. It's more British humor I suppose, and some Americans either don't find it funny or they don't get it at all. I think it's more intelligent humor, but that's just my opinion.



posted on Apr, 12 2009 @ 07:43 AM
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LOVED IT!

Best read I've had in a LOOOONNG time!

May I email that to everyone I know? Props to you, of course!

Star and Flag.



posted on Apr, 12 2009 @ 07:51 AM
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Thanks For the post made my teeth come out and i bit my tongue accidentally. Dosent matter wat some people say this is one of the best funny stuff i went through lately and the stock market killed me thanx mate please post more



posted on Apr, 12 2009 @ 07:56 AM
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Greate story!
Its good to read something ells than fearmongering doomsday theories.

S&F



posted on Apr, 12 2009 @ 08:20 AM
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Originally posted by free_spirit_earth
Ah so what was the point of the post?? I'm confused??. Sounds like a waste of time and attention seeking for the ego imho....


It was an amusing, well written story that was meant to entertain.. And that it did very welll...

Oprah made it possible ROFL



posted on Apr, 12 2009 @ 08:23 AM
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Very enjoyable read. Who would have ever thought...insurance policy number. No mention of the premium though but we did get some fine print


Yep, good to go for another 5ooo years



posted on Apr, 12 2009 @ 08:32 AM
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Oprah? Hahahaa... great story btw.

Second line.



posted on Apr, 12 2009 @ 08:34 AM
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Originally posted by free_spirit_earth
Ah so what was the point of the post?? I'm confused??. Sounds like a waste of time and attention seeking for the ego imho....


You are missing the fact that this post is in the short stories forum.



posted on Apr, 12 2009 @ 08:42 AM
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Marvelous! Simply marvelous! Bravo! Well done. I have read several "clumsy" attempts at fiction on ATS...yours was the first true piece of writing I've seen on here. Loved it!



posted on Apr, 12 2009 @ 09:28 AM
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Very Hitch Hikerian , nice !!



posted on Apr, 12 2009 @ 09:32 AM
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Originally posted by killuminati2012
Good story!
I'm pretty sure you're Douglas Adams reincarnated. Did anybody else make that connection?
And as for the person not getting the humor in this, I'm terribly sorry. It's more British humor I suppose, and some Americans either don't find it funny or they don't get it at all. I think it's more intelligent humor, but that's just my opinion.


I was definitely going to say, very Douglas Adams. I just knew it would be the warranty call at the end. Very funny stuff! And of course the world would have to end before anyone would ever respond to those ridiculous phone calls. Just wonderful



posted on Apr, 12 2009 @ 10:06 AM
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Fantastic story! I particularly liked the fact that the numbers are actually the "code" to save the world.

Edit: If I knew how to I would star and flag you.

[edit on 12-4-2009 by QueenofWeird]



posted on Apr, 12 2009 @ 10:24 AM
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Thanks never laughed so hard in a long long time...



posted on Apr, 12 2009 @ 10:27 AM
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may I send it to people i know too plsss



posted on Apr, 12 2009 @ 11:11 AM
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Seriously. You need to move to LA and start writing and making movies. I would pay 10 bucks to see this movie.



posted on Apr, 12 2009 @ 11:13 AM
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Really enjoyed this story, great job. Wonder how much the policy is?



posted on Apr, 12 2009 @ 11:20 AM
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To the OP amazing story! LOL, I love the part quoted below:

“We’ve been calling every phone number on your planet for the past three years, and you’re the first person who’s responded.”

Yep, I probably would have been one of the ones who just hung up lol...
very good writting skills!
Star and Flag!!



posted on Apr, 12 2009 @ 11:49 AM
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Awesome. Even though I loved the story, I don't get what the rest of you are laughing about.

It is very ironic - yes. Entertaining - yes. Funny - not for me.

Thanks a million.






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