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If you get turned down in an ugly way respond with:
Originally posted by kinglizard
If you get turned down in an ugly way respond with:
- I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your ti*s fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
- I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
- I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
Originally posted by KayEm
Originally posted by kinglizard
If you get turned down in an ugly way respond with:
- I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your ti*s fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
- I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
- I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
I was once told by neanderthal I turned down that I should give Richard Simmons a call....simply because my body type is more Kate Winslet than Kate Moss. Stupid. Asshat.
But then again...if he thought I was so repulsive, why did he make a pass at me in the first place ? Can we say this together....Stupid. Asshat
The one pick-up line used on me that STILL makes me laugh to this day was from my days as a cocktail waitress.
I walked up to this table to take a drink order and the neanderthal sitting there says to me (patting his lap): "Sit down Cupcake, I'll show you what a REAL man IS"
[Edited on 23-4-2004 by KayEm]
Originally posted by Pisky
I don't know if this counts as a 'pick up line' but when KayEm and myself first met, she thought I was GAY !
Apparently I was too sensitive to be otherwise.