posted on Apr, 9 2009 @ 04:48 PM
So apparently everyone thinks were going to die or most of us are. Great...great news. I won't go into detail about the different theories (even the
absurd and funny ones) but this my PLAN for 2012.
Before that clock hits midnight I want to be so plastered that I have no idea whats going on or what I am. Thus if the aliens, giant magnetic storm,
ice age, polar reversal thing, lizardmen, giant flying planets, giant asteroids, aliens riding on giant planets / asteroids, zombies, disease,
viruses, ultimate and complete doom, manbearpig, zerg swarms and whatever else is coming lands / collides / enslaves / destroys / rapes / pillages /
rushes or fixes a nice cup of tea for the Earth will do whatever it has to do in my drunken state. And I will be oblivious.
But let's just say that we do survive and NOTHING happens. Maybe the Mayans stopped the calender because they were too busy sacrificing themselves to
their Gods and whatever else they did back in the day and it has nothing to do with the end of the world since they didn't see the need in creating
an eternal calender. Simple question...what makes the Mayans so special and how were they able to accurately predict what was going to happen? But if
we DO SURVIVE and NOTHING HAPPENS I am going to have an epic campaign of trolling, raging, taunting and general rubbing it in. But then maybe someone
will say that they made a miscalculation and it will happen in 2013.