I'm invisible

Ok heres the skinny.....I was at a local Magic/Joke shop & bought some invisible ink, you know the kind that you accidently spill on someones nice clothes & it disappears? Ok I was doing a test run on the khakis I was wearing & the ink did in fact start to disappear, right along with that particular part of my pants & my body!!!!! Well the spot just kept growing & growing & growing, until I no longer am visible!!!!! Does anyone out there know if this is common, or will I ever reappear? Please help!!!!!!!!!

Well I've used potato juice, lemon juice and even my own urine to make invisible ink... all you have to do is hold your self over a naked flame and we should be able to read you again.

In the mean time go hang out at the swimming baths lady's (or lads ) locker room... Just make sure it's not tuesday afternoon, that OAP concession swim period