So, is the H4 Prime a hikikomori?

I could use a lactopack. My wife loves to buy expensive imported cheese and never eat it.

Get with the program here.

The impending closure of Area 51 has been known for awhile, years in fact. It has already been moved/replaced by another super-secret mlitary facility.

Area 51 isn't all that secret anylonger. So sure they'll move their operations elsewhere. Somewhere that is actually secretive.

The article is somewhat humorous, but not very.

Originally posted by roswell1947


LactoPack – Small, collapsible, but it only ran on expensive imported cheeses.

Gill Men – Unfortunately after the 15 million dollar process they would forget their assignments and play with inflatable balls.

H4 Prime – Efforts have been made to sell the H4 Prime to the Japanese, but currently it refuses to leave its room.

Methinks someone is playing a late April Fools joke. I read through this and literally spat my coffee out laughing at "...forget their assignments and play with inflatable balls".

Please we all know they don't keep anything at area 51 anymore they haven't since the 50's. However with that said they will not close area 51 in our lifetimes.

as long as they can fool the masses in believing that all the secret stuff goes on there it is doing its mission. all the while all the real secret projects are done else where.

I'm afraid not.
Funny thing though, I have a PS2 game called "beyond good and evil"... Decent game. In the game this companion of yours is an inventor who has created "jet boots"... They are powered by contracting your abdominal muscles and using the flatulence for propulsion.

Anyhow, that article kinda' reminded me of that.

I could use a lactopack. My wife loves to buy expensive imported cheese and never eat it.

That's awesome.

I feel ripped off, d***-it. I tried the wearable cheese-powered propulsion system, and I used mozzerella, that stretchy stuff. I jumped off of a high place wearing my cheesey rocket back-pack, like that movie about the rocket man on that farm. But it turned into nothing but a bunjee cord. I mean, I'm not complaining, it saved my life, but I couldn't stop catapulting around, for --hours-- while gapers onlooked. This also explains why I threw away 3 'Mias' from a chain pizza resteraunt, after I got them home, cuz they were so GodAwfull. --Real-- cheese has gone down the bottomless black(budget) rabbit hole, of the military industrial complex.
Jay-in-Ar, where does one get fart-boots? Are they on Ebay? Can I use my PayPal?

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Yeah i wouldn't mind to have a lactopac myself i'd even buy the stinky imported cheese to fly around with it. But what i really want is that H4 Prime.

Couldn't you just see it now driving that bad boy to washington and turning it loose on the corrupt reps in congress

Huh? Where did they move the little grey aliens to? Hmmmmm........Oh, yes, underneath the ground in those massive tunnels and the multi-complex beneath the Denver International Airport. Now those technicians living in those communities will have to travel farther to go to work in those buses and planes. WAIT!! This is an economical disaster! What about those paid tours that some entrepreneurs organize for tourists to go near Area 51 to wait all night long for UFO's to appear? Dang this Obama. He is really screwing up the the U.S and it is going to hell in a hand basket!!!

Edited for spelling. I think that is the one thing I can do for myself to make me feel better.

[edit on 7-4-2009 by kyred]

Megatron says: "YOU HAD BETTER STOP SQUANDERING TAXPAYER DOLLARS, OR ELSE!"

Yeah, that'd be awesome.

I apologize if I come off as "Condescending", but this entire subject sounds like a serious joke. To begin with "Area 51" is an extension of the Edwards Flight Test Center, so it could not simply be "Shutdown", it would have to face a BRAC issuance. Not to mention how even the SECDEF has no specific/detailed knowledge of what Operations permeate at that particular Base.

Therefore, this sounds like a complete farce.

With what was listed as being created at area 51 in the OP, I saw the article (or at least post) as being a joke from the start.