reply to post by Looking_Glass
Hey! Looking_Glass, you may be on to something!!
OK, folks! Step right up!!
Wanna survive the upcoming catastrophe?
Then buy my diesel generators!!! We install!! We also will install your Solar Panels, for those of you lucky enough to live within a certain area of
Latitude!!
(nudging in)...Oh! But if you buy the diesel generators, be sure to stock up on plenty of cans of diesel fuel!! Buy my containers, legally designed
to hold the fuel....oh, and be sure to fill up at your local station....better stock up!!! BUY< BUY< BUY now!!!
But wait! If you call within the next 15 minutes, we will throw in, at no additional charge, a lifetime supply of duct tape and plastic
sheeting!!!
IF you are one of the first 500 callers, then you will also recieve FREE shipping!!!
(nudging back in....) Don't listen to them!!! Buy my home-friendly wind generator!! Call now, and we'll take $1,000 of the installation!!!!
AND, we'll supply a year's worth of 'snake oil' FREE to the first 200 callers!!!
BUT!! You MUST call in the next 15 minutes!!!
Operators are standing by....
Call the number at the bottom of your TV screen!! CALL Now!!!
THIS is just a taste of the next few years, is my prediction.
So, folks....get back into the Stock Market, and invest in companies that are best poised to profit from the hysteria....but be sure to get out before
the stocks crash.