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Man Paid $2500 To Impregnate Neighbors Wife - Fails 72 Times

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posted on Apr, 5 2009 @ 08:45 PM
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Man Paid $2500 To Impregnate Neighbors Wife - Fails 72 Times


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posted on Apr, 5 2009 @ 08:45 PM
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Man you gotta read that full article
what a crazy set of crazy events

This can even be stupied for breaking the law of probabilities.

What an incredible set of events.

And... WHOA!!!

Free sex 72 times???????

Unbelievable!

how could any husband allow this? Let alone suggest it

Okay, this is enough with the minimum of comments

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posted on Apr, 5 2009 @ 08:48 PM
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He failed to tell the husband that he had a vasectomy.

More interested in form over function.

Appearance over substance.

If she was hot enough, I'd fail too! Sit in a hot tub for a couple hours will do it every time.



posted on Apr, 5 2009 @ 08:50 PM
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Shooting blanks, ftw.



Originally posted by dooper
He failed to tell the husband that he had a vasectomy.


Apparently, his vetting process fails as miserably as Obama's vetting process/staff.



[edit on 5-4-2009 by Seekerof]



posted on Apr, 5 2009 @ 08:52 PM
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Oh man that kicks the bucket now doesnt it? Made me laugh pretty hard when I read the title of the thread.

Would it be more ironic if his Vasectomy didnt take and it worked or that her hubby ended up getting her preggy?



posted on Apr, 5 2009 @ 08:54 PM
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Wow paying a guy to have sex with his wife……..just wow.

I want to say more on this but I am just blown away at the idea that a couple actually agreed to this and paid for it. I am left with my mind being boggled by such an idea and even more so by the actions actually taking place.

I have to give it to the guy who failed though. It took some kind of guts to sleep with another guys wife for cash each time wondering if you were going to get caught in a lie. I wonder what will become of the couple down the road. I sort of see this as the indecent proposal in a sort of reversed messed up sort of way.
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posted on Apr, 5 2009 @ 08:57 PM
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I didn't see anything about a vasectomy. Where did that come from?

However, the truth is just as strange. The wife of the man paid to sleep with the other man's wife knew all along that her husband was sterile and the attempt was futile... and was forced to come clean that their own children were not his.

Ouch. Does Germany have a version of Jerry Springer?



posted on Apr, 5 2009 @ 08:59 PM
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Just LMAO.

Is there really anything else to say about this??? It's a real good laugh



posted on Apr, 5 2009 @ 09:07 PM
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Truth is stanger than fiction.

Man I tell ya.....
You just can't make this stuff up.

72 times....
I needed a good break today. Thanx



posted on Apr, 5 2009 @ 09:08 PM
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RAISES HAND SLOWLY
Uhhmm. I could use $2500 and I need the exercise



posted on Apr, 5 2009 @ 09:10 PM
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Sorry Ashley, I was having some fun by suggesting he had a vasectomy, and knew it.

Someone give me $2500 to do the same, and she's really hot?

I'll go GET a vasectomy.



posted on Apr, 5 2009 @ 09:15 PM
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Wouldnt that suck if it worked, then they turned around and asked for child support from the neighbor?


Sorry if that turned off all the guys and temporarily lowered the testosterone level.


[edit on 5-4-2009 by wonderworld]



posted on Apr, 5 2009 @ 09:17 PM
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This one made my day.

Good post, what an ending, Soap operas couldn't do better.

Honey, It was just for the money.....

Resiliance, resiliance....




posted on Apr, 5 2009 @ 09:37 PM
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There are tons of men out there that would gladly get her pregnant, for free. That woman must have had a thing for the guy.



posted on Apr, 5 2009 @ 09:40 PM
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This was funny good, Mod'nAcdmia- Flag & Stars!

It's just all wrong! (Still laughing)...


Soupolos: "Help me out, bro, here's some cash, to make my queen pg"...
Maus: "Sure, man, what are bros for?" hee hee hee


[Six months later] . . .

Soupolos: "What gives? Go get checked out!"
Maus: "Sorry, guess I'm shootin blanks!"

Mrs. Maus: "Oh yeah, you're NOT the father of OUR 2 kids!"

Maus: "HUH?"

Soupolos: "Gimme back my dough, bro!"

Maus: "No way; I gotta get a little somethin,, you-know, for the effort".



posted on Apr, 5 2009 @ 09:58 PM
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Originally posted by ModernAcademia
And... WHOA!!!

Free sex 72 times???????

Unbelievable!



Whoa, settle down there, stud.

Actually, most people do get it for free.

Perhaps you are looking in the wrong places?



posted on Apr, 5 2009 @ 10:17 PM
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Wow I mean wow this story is Jerry Springer. I mean first you get paid to impregnate your hot neighbors wife, then cant do it, then find out that you are infertile and your kids you have are not actually yours!!! I mean wow this is Jerry Springer I cant believe this is actually a true story. I dont know WHO to feel sorry for.



posted on Apr, 5 2009 @ 10:18 PM
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Originally posted by logician magician
Whoa, settle down there, stud.

Actually, most people do get it for free.

Perhaps you are looking in the wrong places?


hahaa, ya but u know what I mean
plus she's a beauty queen

sex 72 times, no strings attached with a beauty queen and u get PAID for it?

How can someone be shooting blanks bust still pull off an EPIC WIN!!!!

it's like a paradox



posted on Apr, 5 2009 @ 10:26 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! paid $2500 to a "John Wayne" gunslinger and turns out he's just shootin' BLANKS 72 times! PRICELESS


NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL SERVICE WITH A SMILE


[edit on 5-4-2009 by Snisha]



posted on Apr, 5 2009 @ 10:26 PM
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Maybe this is her? Line up dudes!





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