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"Mood Rings"
we all know the girls that i am talking about
well they are time bombs and they are ticking
and the only question's when they'll blow up
and they'll blow up; we know that without a doubt
cause they're those girls, yeah you know those girls that let their emotions get the best of them
and i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
cause we'll know just what they're thinking
cause what they're thinking...
she's so pretty but she but doesn't always act that way
her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost every day
she said to me that she's so happy it's depressing
and all i said was "someone get that girl a mood ring"
if it's drama you want then look no further
they're like the real world meets boy meets world meets days of our lives
and it just kills me how they get away with murder
they'll anger you then bat their eyes; those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize
and i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
cause we'll know just what they're thinking
cause what they're thinking...
she's so pretty but she but doesn't always act that way
her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost every day
she said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothing
and all i said was "someone get that girl a mood ring"
cause when it's black (it) means watch your back because you're probably
the last person in the world right now she wants to see
and when it's blue it means that you should call her up immediately
and ask her out because she'll most likely agree
and when it's green it simply means that she is really stressed
and when it's clear it means she's completely emotionless (and that's all right i must confess)
we all know the girls that i am talking about
she liked you wednesday but now it's friday and she has to wash her hair
and it just figures that we'll never figure them out
first she's jekyll and then she's hyde....at least she makes a lovely pair
mood ring oh mood ring
oh tell me will you bring
the key to unlock this mystery
of girls and their emotions
play it back in slow motion
so i may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind
[speaking:]
heh...that's terrible
Originally posted by The All Seeing I
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Originally posted by kidflash2008
reply to post by The All Seeing I
Let them have their jokes about us men, as we have the thick skin to take it.
PMS Survival Kit (Innocent Bystander edition)
As soon as you sense that you are descending into that hormone-fueled fog, GRAB THIS LIST AND CAGE THE BEAST.
1. First, and this is very important for your future happiness, avoid anyone who does not love you unconditionally
2. Even if they DO love you unconditionally, avoid anyone who has previously hinted that they think you ought to be committed to some form of institution
3. If you are struck down at work, avoid interaction with your boss and coworkers. Try to dull your senses with loud Pandora music. Chew gum. Pretend you have something contagious.
4. If your time is your own, and it seems that playing competitive games would take your mind off your troubles, be careful to only play opponents far inferior to your skills. This should provide some protection against broken electronics and/or furniture.
5. Remember, if someone’s odor or appearance offends you, that does not give you the right to punch them. Wait till they say something that could reasonably be construed as a threat or insult.
6. Alcohol will probably just make things worse.
7. It is for these moments that the sensible woman keeps a chocolate stash. Be sure to maintain this stash in times of peace and harmony, but don’t fool yourself into thinking it is safe to buy unknown brands. Low-quality chocolate is a dangerous drug, and could just add to the hormone-induced rage. High quality and gooeyness are good factors to look for in creating your stash.
8. Go to the gym. You know you should anyway.
9. If you can’t make yourself go to the gym, consider sleeping the whole thing off. There is no shame in hibernation, but I would advise telling others that you have a headache (bringing up homicidal urges and demon possession will make people keep talking to you, which never ends well).
10. There is likewise no shame in crying, though it is best pursued as a solitary release. If you must cry, be sure to stick your face in cold water afterwards. Otherwise, you WILL look ridiculous and lumpy-faced tomorrow. It’s no good persuading yourself that you will look wan and heroic, because you won’t. You’ll have to explain to your coworkers that you watched a sad movie and cried, and admitting that it was Hot Rod will not advance your career one little bit.
11. Wow, it would be really great if you had a loving, furry pet right now, wouldn’t it? Try visualizing it. Or go to CuteOverload. Do it.
12. Come on now, how would your grandma feel if she saw you acting like this? Snap out of it!
13. Exorcism is probably not the answer, but who am I to judge?
I’m attaching two useful resources that I’ve created: