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posted on Feb, 3 2003 @ 10:27 AM

All citizens will be afforded ample opportunity to affirm their patriotism by proudly submitting to this brief and only mildly excrutiating procedure. Any and all able-bodied persons who miss the mandatory tatooing deadline of July 4, 2002 will be subject to fines up to $75,000 and/or terms of medium security imprisonment no shorter than 2 calendar years.

OHS is pleased to provide answers to frequently asked questions about Operation Mandatory Patriotic Tattoo:

Q: Is it true that every American will have to get a tattoo?

A: Yes. Every last man, woman, child, and gender-ambiguous freak.

Q: Can the government really require that I get a tattoo?

A: Yes. President Bush has granted Governor Ridge unprecedented wartime powers which allow OHS to function not unlike an autonomous totalitarian state.

Q: My pastor says this is the mark of the beast. Is it?

A: No. Your "pastor" is spreading treasonous lies. Report him to the FBI.

Q: What if my religion forbids me to get a tattoo?

A: You are strongly advised to convert to a different, more patriotic religion.

LOL I once thought about getting a tatoo like a barcode because I felt like a number, now take a f*cking look at this!?

This is sick!

posted on Feb, 3 2003 @ 10:43 AM
(you do realize that is a joke... right?)

posted on Feb, 3 2003 @ 10:49 AM
posted on 3-2-2003 at 11:47 AM

Almost freaked out for a

I clicked the this seems ligit(msp??)
...then not then made a new post, instead of replying...whoa..major drain bamage today!!!

hehehe...we can't laugh at others mistakes until we learn to laugh at our own

posted on Feb, 3 2003 @ 10:56 AM

Originally posted by William
(you do realize that is a joke... right?)

Now we have some attention from Big W

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