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Topic started on 3-2-2003 @ 10:27 AM by alienaddicted
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All citizens will be afforded ample opportunity to affirm their patriotism by proudly submitting to this brief and only mildly excrutiating procedure. Any and all able-bodied persons who miss the mandatory tatooing deadline of July 4, 2002 will be subject to fines up to $75,000 and/or terms of medium security imprisonment no shorter than 2 calendar years.
OHS is pleased to provide answers to frequently asked questions about Operation Mandatory Patriotic Tattoo:
Q: Is it true that every American will have to get a tattoo?
A: Yes. Every last man, woman, child, and gender-ambiguous freak.
Q: Can the government really require that I get a tattoo?
A: Yes. President Bush has granted Governor Ridge unprecedented wartime powers which allow OHS to function not unlike an autonomous totalitarian state.
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Q: My pastor says this is the mark of the beast. Is it?
A: No. Your "pastor" is spreading treasonous lies. Report him to the FBI.
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Q: What if my religion forbids me to get a tattoo?
A: You are strongly advised to convert to a different, more patriotic religion.
LOL I once thought about getting a tatoo like a barcode because I felt like a number, now take a f*cking look at this!?
This is sick!
All citizens will be afforded ample opportunity to affirm their patriotism by proudly submitting to this brief and only mildly excrutiating procedure. Any and all able-bodied persons who miss the mandatory tatooing deadline of July 4, 2002 will be subject to fines up to $75,000 and/or terms of medium security imprisonment no shorter than 2 calendar years.
OHS is pleased to provide answers to frequently asked questions about Operation Mandatory Patriotic Tattoo:
Q: Is it true that every American will have to get a tattoo?
A: Yes. Every last man, woman, child, and gender-ambiguous freak.
Q: Can the government really require that I get a tattoo?
A: Yes. President Bush has granted Governor Ridge unprecedented wartime powers which allow OHS to function not unlike an autonomous totalitarian state.
___________________________________________
Q: My pastor says this is the mark of the beast. Is it?
A: No. Your "pastor" is spreading treasonous lies. Report him to the FBI.
___________________________________________
Q: What if my religion forbids me to get a tattoo?
A: You are strongly advised to convert to a different, more patriotic religion.
LOL I once thought about getting a tatoo like a barcode because I felt like a number, now take a f*cking look at this!?
This is sick!
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