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Barstool DUI

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posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 06:52 AM
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This guy made himself a motorized barstool, and went drinking and driving with it, thinking it was OK...DUH!
HERE'S YOUR SIGN...




He crashed during his attempt at a U-turn while speeding down the street in front of his home -- a daring move from atop the specialized barstool even for the most nimble and sober of men. Measuring 6-foot-1 and 230 pounds, and after having consumed what he later told an officer was 15 beers.


Link to article:
edition.cnn.com...




posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 08:18 AM
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It's not drinking and driving osifer (hic) it's motorized inebriation assistance!



posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 09:44 AM
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Originally posted by whatukno
It's not drinking and driving osifer (hic) it's motorized inebriation assistance!





And you got your license out of a cracker jack box too huh?



posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 09:52 AM
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Licence? Isn't it on the back of the car? Oh wait it's a barstool. I don't need a licence to drive a barstool! You silly osifer!



posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 11:01 AM
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Originally posted by whatukno
Licence? Isn't it on the back of the car? Oh wait it's a barstool. I don't need a licence to drive a barstool! You silly osifer!

That's a license plate .....I mean the little card with the goofy picture on it.
You know..the one in your wallet with the circular impression and the magazine pic of Cindy Crawford.



[edit on 1-4-2009 by AccessDenied]



posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 11:17 AM
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I thought that impression was from a condom.



posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 01:13 PM
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"Damnit Kyle, you no good SOB. You drank all my beers. And what the hell am I going to stand on to get my bottle of gin and pack of camels down from the kitchen cabinet. No good SOB! Get a job!!!"

Rush

[edit on 1-4-2009 by hsur2112]



posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 05:43 PM
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Originally posted by Blogstalker
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I thought that impression was from a condom.


that was my point.



posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 05:54 PM
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I surely as hell would love to have been the cop that had to take the report on this accident.


You sees oss if er (belch) I hhad dis many beers tonight. I am (belch) still in dah cone dition to dereyve back to myyy houth.

Uhhh sir, you are in front of your house.

No, I lives on dah over sideee off twon.

Just how much have you been drinking sir?

*Holds up three fingers instead of five.*

If you would please, step over here onto the sidewalk so I can give you a breath test to see if you really are this drunk.



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