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Chuck Norris dead aged 69

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posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 01:50 AM
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Chuck Norris dead aged 69




Reports are coming in from Sherwood, Arkansas that Chuck Norris, known for his role as Cordell Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger, has died whilst eating fairy floss at a local fair. Norris, born March 10, 1940, created the martial art Chun Kuk Do, which is based primarily on Tang Soo Do and includes elements from every combat style he knows.


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Wow what can I say??

Oh the Irony??




[edit on 1-4-2009 by Chadwickus]




posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 01:55 AM
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Nice little april fools joke there!

That website is a very clever spoof of CNN.com too!

Enjoy the day, and dont pull any pranks that I wouldnt pull! Well, try not to break too many lawys anyway


Peace and love....and pranks


GST

EDIT : just wanted to add that all the "latest news" about George Bush is too funny!

[edit on 1-4-2009 by gimme_some_truth]



posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 02:35 AM
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this is why i hate being born on april first.....



posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 03:22 AM
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has died whilst eating fairy floss at a local fair


It must of being the world championship finale of the candy floss battle to the death... Just the luck of the draw he came up against a 9 year old fat girl.

We will miss you Chuck



posted on Apr, 1 2009 @ 04:05 AM
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Worth reading and definitely a line worthy for someone's signature:


Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.




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