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How I will bankrupt David Rockefeller

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posted on Mar, 28 2009 @ 01:25 AM
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I have a Chase account that I keep open just to piss them off. I keep 1 US dollar in the checking account and 40 cents in the savings. Every month I move that 1 US dollar from my checking account to my PayPal account and back again. This is recognized as direct deposit canceling my monthly 10 dollar checking account fee. The way I see it, surely it cost them more than 12 dollars a year in computer hardware and live humans just to deal with me. I have been doing this for years now. If I keep this up in 500 trillion years he will be bankrupt. Up yours Rockefeller.

edit to add: I just got my statement. I forgot about the monthly .32 cents postage plus paper and ink. I got them now. 375 trillion years.



[edit on 28-3-2009 by timewalker]




posted on Mar, 28 2009 @ 01:37 AM
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You are one tough nut Timewalker. Even though you have only 1 dollar in savings that you bounce back and forth, Rockefeller gets 20 times that, or $20 because of you, to loan to others. So, no matter how you look at it, he is still making money off of you. Good try though.



posted on Mar, 28 2009 @ 01:54 AM
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Way to stick it to the man


2nd line filled in 500 trillion years



posted on Mar, 28 2009 @ 01:58 AM
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Silence...............


Well I hope it still pisses them off. Rattttz.

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posted on Mar, 28 2009 @ 02:00 AM
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Originally posted by RussianScientists
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You are one tough nut Timewalker. Even though you have only 1 dollar in savings that you bounce back and forth, Rockefeller gets 20 times that, or $20 because of you, to loan to others. So, no matter how you look at it, he is still making money off of you. Good try though.


Lol game set and match!

For my next trick I will make you read a 2nd line. TADA!



posted on Mar, 28 2009 @ 04:03 AM
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You are walking the walk my friend. Good job.



posted on Mar, 28 2009 @ 04:26 AM
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Isn't kiting illegal?

Oh I guess technically that isn't kiting because you actually jave a dollar



posted on Mar, 28 2009 @ 04:42 AM
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Originally posted by RussianScientists
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You are one tough nut Timewalker. Even though you have only 1 dollar in savings that you bounce back and forth, Rockefeller gets 20 times that, or $20 because of you, to loan to others. So, no matter how you look at it, he is still making money off of you. Good try though.


How about we all stop borrowing? (Just friends / family as a last resort.)

Game, set and match - timewalker.



posted on Mar, 28 2009 @ 04:49 AM
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Ha thats the funniest thing ive seen on ATS for a long time.

Edited to take my second line back.Up yours ATS!

[edit on 28-3-2009 by Azador]



posted on Mar, 28 2009 @ 11:49 AM
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It is not kiting. I am not moving a check between accounts. I am withdrawing my money and redepositing it. You know, because I think I want to buy something on Ebay for a dollar every month, but then I change my mind. I should hold on to that dollar. I might need 1/8 gallon of gas to get out of town.



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