posted on Mar, 26 2009 @ 09:24 PM
Originally posted by pluckynoonez
John Lennon is dead, so is James Brown (even though this song came out before he died)...
John Lennon is dead. He was gunned down in the street. It happened. I was there, or at least, I saw it on television which is just as good.
I agree, I was alive in the 30's and I remember when our planet was attacked by aliens. Now, I wasn't there, but I believe it because I heard it on
the radio, which is just as good as actually witnessing something.
After that, the man of steel saved a bunch of Nun's from burning up in a church. From what I hear, he lept over a small building, with more force
then a locomotive and even faster then a speeding bullet. I know he could fly because they kept saying, "is it a bird, is it a plane?"...He had to
be flying, why else would they reference the sky, that is, the place where birds and planes fly around.
Thank God for the News, we'd be so dumb with out it. I mean what did they do before t.v.? Don't even tell me that they actually HAD to witness
something to know it was true....I mean Jeesh?
Could you imagine if Jesus's trial took place today? We'd have to chase him down on his white bronco through the city of lost angles. Judas would
get his own show after words. Pontius would write a book called "Furmans Justice: What is truth?" And quite poetically, Jesus wouldn't get the
cross, He'd get "Juiced".
"If chewbacca is a wookie from endor, you must equite".