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Congress Forced To Watch Training Video About Bipartisan Cooperation

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posted on Mar, 26 2009 @ 12:51 PM
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Congress Forced To Watch Training Video About Bipartisan Cooperation



www.theonion.com


WASHINGTON—In an effort to stimulate discussion, resolve party conflicts, and increase legislative productivity, members of the 111th Congress were once again required to watch an instructional video on bipartisan collaboration this week.

Senators reluctantly watch the section on "non-vitriolic communication."
"Since both House and Senate seem unable or unwilling to compromise on several issues regarding tax money, earmarks, or even seating arrangement, we have decided to take drastic action," Vice President Joe Biden told a special joint session of Congress Monday. "Hopefully this will give you some tools you can use to lend a hand, and maybe an ear, across the aisle."

"And please, no talking on cell phones during the video," Biden added. "I'm looking at you, Senator Reid."

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Gotta love the onion.
Funny stuff.

Kinda makes me want to make a real video to send to congress




 
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